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Consumer Distraction of the Day
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, December 1, 2016
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Maybe people hate him because he's a schmuck, not because campaign ads called him a schmuck.
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, December 1, 2016
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Looks like there might be a down side to Republicans running wild with power. Who knew?
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, December 1, 2016
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Obama's still got some game, Sarah Palin begs for a job, and Trump's Twitter feed! Your daily news brief!
From: Wonkette | By: Dominic Gwinn | Thursday, December 1, 2016
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BUT WHICH ONE?
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Wednesday, November 30, 2016
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Sarah Palin thinks a common euphemism for vagina is also the Marines' battle cry.
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, December 2, 2016
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Who would you most like to take a long walk on the beach with?
From: Wonkette | By: Robyn Pennacchia | Friday, December 2, 2016
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Is Donald Trump America's Duterte, or is Rodrigo Duterte the Philippines' Trump?
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, December 2, 2016
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Did CNN's coverage of the 2016 election suck, or did it REALLY suck?
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, December 2, 2016
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2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5, 2+2=5....
From: Wonkette | By: Robyn Pennacchia | Friday, December 2, 2016
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You WILL love the Trump, under penalty of law.
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, December 2, 2016
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Trump's margin in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania is now fewer than 80,000 VOTES, FOR REAL, OH MY GOD.
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, December 2, 2016
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This is apparently some kind of revenge for taking down confederate monuments.
From: Wonkette | By: Robyn Pennacchia | Friday, December 2, 2016
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It's UNFAIR AND MEAN to point out that she ran a racist campaign, even though it's totally true.
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, December 2, 2016
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Donald Trump seems to have almost accidentally found a competent candidate for Secretary of Defense. Maybe.
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, December 2, 2016
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Maybe she's Writing A Letter to Daddy.
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, December 2, 2016
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Kellyanne Conway can't stop crying, Trump's big league illegal immigration problem, and Webster's requests more words. Your daily news brief!
From: Wonkette | By: Dominic Gwinn | Friday, December 2, 2016
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Wonkette helpfully answers readers' questions, helpfully.
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, December 1, 2016
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Democrats on the Senate Intelligence Committee would like Obama to de-classify everything we know, and DO IT NOW.
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, December 1, 2016
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Welcome to the 'post-truth' society!
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, December 1, 2016
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Collective eyeroll!
From: Wonkette | By: Robyn Pennacchia | Thursday, December 1, 2016
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How to make a billion dollars: First, buy a bank! Then foreclose on a 90-year-old lady over a check that's 27 cents short.
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Thursday, December 1, 2016
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What Donald Trump sees when he gets on Twitter is ... uh ... we can't even.
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, December 1, 2016
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Donald Trump's going on tour. Why? Who needs a reason? He loves rallies.
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, December 1, 2016
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Poor Mittens.
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, November 30, 2016
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Cheryl Sullenger's lack of self-awareness is astounding.
From: Wonkette | By: Robyn Pennacchia | Wednesday, November 30, 2016
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The votes are tallied, and Leader Pelosi will continue to lead House Democrats forever and ever!
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Wednesday, November 30, 2016
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A 17-year-old girl asked how Conway felt, as a woman, about Donald Trump's nasty comments about women. Conway decided to be a giant asshole.
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Wednesday, November 30, 2016
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You may be shocked to learn that this is not the job creation Trump promised.
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, November 30, 2016
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You, too, can have your very own Eva Braun just by following these handy relationship tips!
From: Wonkette | By: Robyn Pennacchia | Wednesday, November 30, 2016
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If you believe Trump, we've got a bridge to nowhere to sell you.
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Wednesday, November 30, 2016
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These plutocrats will help make America great for the common folks, after laying off and foreclosing on them.
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, November 30, 2016
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Now we know who's really responsible for terrorism: Republicans who don't hate Muslims enough.
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, November 30, 2016
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Trump's scraping the bottom of the swamp, North Carolina's gerrymandered racism, and Hamilton has the best week on Broadway! Your daily news brief!
From: Wonkette | By: Dominic Gwinn | Wednesday, November 30, 2016
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You can tell these top-ranking Republican senators are SO EXCITED ABOUT TRUMP BEING PRESIDENT.
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Wednesday, November 30, 2016
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