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We’re not sure what’s more depressing about this story alleging that CIA torture contractors may have used dogs to rape detainees in Afghanistan: The possibility that it happened, our realization that the CIA hasn’t given us any reason to think...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, December 18, 2014
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George Zimmerman has a lot of free time. His notoriety prevents him from seeking conventional employment, evidently, and he got fired from his last unpaid gig in that the owner of the gun shop he was lurking behind at night for security told him to...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, December 18, 2014
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Hot on the heels of the Helter-Skelter-provoking interview with Barack and Michelle Obummer in People magazine, in which they had the uppityness to claim that maybe being black maybe isn’t always a sunshine-and-daisies walk in the park in U.S. America,...
From: Wonkette | By: Wonkette Jr. | Thursday, December 18, 2014
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Guys, we don’t know if this is further evidence of Glenn Beck’s broken brain, or if it’s just in the script, or maybe yes all of the above. But it’s classic Glenn Beck, in that it sure seems like his brain is broken....
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, December 18, 2014
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Missouri State Rep. Rick Brattin is a dedicated foot soldier in the war against abortion. It must stick in his craw that the state still has one clinic performing the procedure in St. Louis, despite Brattin and his fellow Republicans in the legislature...
From: Wonkette | By: Beth Ethier | Wednesday, December 17, 2014
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Now that Michele Bachmann has said a God-filled farewell to the House of Representatives, she’s also doing a valedictory tour of rightwing media, or at least WorldNetDaily. It is titled — we swear we are not making this up — “GOP Legend Quits...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, December 18, 2014
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Image via Wikimedia Commons Competition is heating up for Wonkette’s Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year award. Today’s featured contender: Joseph Dee Morrissey, recently resigned member of the Virginia House of Delegates and “descendant of John...
From: Wonkette | By: Beth Ethier | Thursday, December 18, 2014
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Gather ’round, Wonketeers, because today we’re dropping not one but two Bill O’Reilly-shaped turds in yr stockings — it’s a Festivus miracle! We begin with O’Reilly’s remarks on Late Night with Seth Meyers....
From: Wonkette | By: Dan Weber | Thursday, December 18, 2014
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A Missoula, Montana jury found Markus Kaarma guilty of deliberate homicide, just for killing German exchange student Diren Dede in a carefully laid trap. Even though he used a gun, like a good American Patriot™, AND the kid was ON HIS PROPERTY (CASTLE...
From: Wonkette | By: Shypixel | Wednesday, December 17, 2014
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Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Bill O’Reilly was in fine form Tuesday night, addressing the horrors that might result if Elizabeth Warren somehow became President of the United States. You see, if the mildly progressive centrist Barack...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, December 17, 2014
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Texas Congresscritter Blake Farenthold is a real peach. He was elected to the House in 2010, flirted with birtherism,, explained that Ebola was probably going to kill us all because that’s how it works in zombie movies, and has frequently suggested...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, December 17, 2014
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The Obama administration announced today what it calls the most significant changes in 50 years to American policy toward Cuba, including the normalization of diplomatic relations, increased trade and easier travel, and a review of Cuba’s listing as...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, December 17, 2014
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Women in technology continued to be a big problem this week, insisting that somehow the fact that they are women was even noteworthy, AS IF. Let’s start with the genuinely horrible and end with the slightly less horrible, shall we?...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, December 19, 2014
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As you probably noticed, The Colbert Report ran its final episode last night. It was a big sendoff for a beloved entertainment icon. But remember when he got just a little too real with George W. Bush at the 2006 White House Correspondents’ Dinner...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, December 19, 2014
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Did you know that grapefruit is in season? Did you already run out and buy a big bag? Perfect. Let’s drink ‘em. We need to juice them, but the juicer we usually use for citrus cannot handle the size of the grapefruit. One of those jams that’s a...
From: Wonkette | By: Fitzgerald Chesterfield | Friday, December 19, 2014
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As you are no doubt aware, it is the official position of this mommyblog that vegans are the worst. Vegetarians, you can cook for, but vegans have to bring their own Tupperware container of organic sludge to the Wonkette Holiday party. And as Yr Editrix...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, December 19, 2014
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Orlando has long been a destination for theme-park enthusiasts, so if you’re planning to bring the kids to see Mickey and Minnie, be sure to swing by Machine Gun America, a brand-spankin’-new theme park that opens Saturday, Dec. 20. If you have...
From: Wonkette | By: Dan Weber | Friday, December 19, 2014
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A South Carolina judge has thrown out the 1944 murder conviction of George Stinney Jr., who had been convicted of murdering two young white girls whose heads were smashed with something like a railroad spike. Stinney, 14 years old, was tried in two hours...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, December 19, 2014
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Colorado is coming up on its one-year weediversary! In keeping with the paper gift traditionally given on first anniversaries, two of its neighbors went in on a lovingly handcrafted lawsuit. In the most serious legal challenge to date against Colorado’s...
From: Wonkette | By: Beth Ethier | Friday, December 19, 2014
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This is not supposed to be news, but in a shocking and stunning and OMG-ing turn of events, Speaker of the House John Boehner has invited President Obama to do his job....
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Friday, December 19, 2014
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Stephen Colbert did his very last show last night, and while it couldn’t possibly top the majesty and brilliance of the Seinfeld finale, it also didn’t close out the series with a clip show, either....
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, December 19, 2014
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On Thursday’s Rachel Maddow Show, we learned that Vladimir Putin is quite happy with how his life is going, telling the Russian press that, following his divorce earlier this year, “I have love in my life. I love and am loved.” Isn’t that sweet?...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, December 19, 2014
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So it looks more and more as if this could really happen. As if the primaries for the 2016 GOP presidential nomination were not already going to be hilarious enough, chances continue to increase that they will include one-time Barbara Boxer chew toy...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Friday, December 19, 2014
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The power drunk, sadistic, and unstable Dictator for Life of North Korea, Kim Jong-Un — who executed a dozen members of his own family to consolidate power, starves his own people while pumping them full of propaganda, and is armed with nuclear weapons...
From: Wonkette | By: Shrill | Friday, December 19, 2014
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Photo by Gideon/Flickr Hey, remember how the Secret Service has been kind of sucking at doing its job of keeping uninvited guests from jumping the White House fence and walking right through the front door like it’s no big? In November, the White House...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, December 18, 2014
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In Lansing, Michigan, pearls were clutched and couches were fainted upon when the First Amendment performance artists at the Satanic Temple announced they’d be setting up a holiday display at the Capitol building. As usual, the Satanic Temple folks...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, December 18, 2014
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Now that every single person in Colorado is hiiiiiiiigh on the reefer — except for lawyers; no weed for you, esquires — the state is going to invest your hard-earned pot dollars in scientific research to find out just how freakin’ awesome medical...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, December 18, 2014
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You need to relax. Being a religious NPR listener, you grab the ketchup. Not much is in the bottle, and it has separated to the point that it needs to be shaken to combine. When you do that, it’s spread out over the interior surface on the bottle,...
From: Wonkette | By: Fitzgerald Chesterfield | Thursday, December 18, 2014
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Have you been following the probably-North Korean cyberattack on Sony Pictures, with the attendant releases of stolen emails and bizarre threats? We have, some, and although we aren’t particularly worried about what Scott Rudin said about Angelina...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, December 18, 2014
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L-R: Some rabbis and Springfield Councilors Bud Williams, Kateri Walsh, and Thomas Ashe. Photo by Don Treeger / The Republican Forget the War on Christmas. 2014 is the year of the War on Hanukkah. First there was the discovery of Scott Walker’s long...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, December 17, 2014
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It has been only a few weeks since our Glorious Leader, the Sun in the Eastern Sky, Generalissimo Barack Obama, threw open our borders to the mongrel hordes of non-Americans desperate to come to our country and pick our vegetables for a dollar a day....
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Wednesday, December 17, 2014
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Some of you are writing in all like “WAAAH I AM NOT ALLOWED TO COMMENT AT WONKETTE, HOME FAMOUS WORLD OF ASSFUCKING AND DICK JOKES!” You would like to know if you have been banned? Well, obviously the answer is of course you have. The other answer...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Wednesday, December 17, 2014
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Based on today’s stunning news that Barack Obama has decided to have the greatest lameduck period in presidential history and normalize relations with Cuba — or rather cede control of the US to Fidel Castro and Nikita Kruschev — we have decided...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Wednesday, December 17, 2014
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Rachel Maddow kicked off her Tuesday show with some thoughts about what she calls “Presidential Menopause”: the last two years of every presidency since Reagan’s, in which presidents have to deal with an opposite-party Congress. Barack Obama is...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, December 17, 2014
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We do so enjoy a little lighthearted, good-natured bicameral smack talk in Congress. Like this exchange between Speaker of the House John Boehner and this other guy, a cousin of very funny comedienne Amy Schumer who also happens to be a Senator....
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Wednesday, December 17, 2014
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From the old “Derp Springs Eternal” file, we bring you news of the remnants of Cliven Bundy Freedom Spring 2014. You may remember former Graham County (Arizona) Sheriff Richard Mack from that little to-do in the Nevada desert; Mack’s the guy who...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, December 17, 2014
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