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Salutations, Sailors! Welcome back to the Snake Oil Bulletin, your premium blend of all the latest and greatest in quackery, hackery, and general chicanery. We’ve got a full schedule ahead of us, so let’s nose dive right in to it with some cancer...
From: Wonkette | By: Fare la Volpe | Saturday, March 28, 2015
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Always nice to start off the week with an entry for the “We Completely Believe This” file: rightwing bloviator and former head of the South Carolina GOP Todd Kincannon was accused of threatening his wife and forcibly refusing to let her get out of...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, March 30, 2015
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Being a member of Congress really is the sweetest gig. You can suck at your job, get nothing done at all, collect a six-figure salary plus great benefits, and then take a vacation, because hey, you just worked so hard at not getting anything done, you’ve...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, March 30, 2015
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Scott Walker, Wisconsin’s governor and yet another 2016 presidential hopeful, is once again groovin’ to the sweet sounds of the Immigration Metronome. According to the Wall Street Journal, while at a private dinner with a group of New Hampshire Republicans,...
From: Wonkette | By: Matt Carpenter | Sunday, March 29, 2015
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This week’s crop of deleted comments made us feel a bit nostalgic, since a couple of them employ a rightwing rhetorical trope that we first noticed when we still read the local news-paper while listening to Fleetwood Mac on the Victrola. It’s the...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Sunday, March 29, 2015
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Did you miss Yr Florida Correspondent? Of course you did. Who else would put up with this putrid morass of dumb, for your edification and amusement? No one, that’s who. (Make your checks payable to CASH, please and thank you.) Read more on We Took...
From: Wonkette | By: Florida Correspondent | Sunday, March 29, 2015
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The Sarah Palin Channel is running out of things to say. The former governor of Alaska published less than six full minutes of content this week, and her longest video (clocking in at 2:17) focused on a four-year-old tale about the muzzling of a conservative...
From: Wonkette | By: Dan Weber | Sunday, March 29, 2015
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Jason Feinberg isn’t a political junkie. Sure, he follows politics in general. He votes. And in 2008. his little toy and novelty manufacturing outfit, FCTRY in Brooklyn, had something of a hit with a Barack Obama action figure, which sold around...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Saturday, March 28, 2015
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Some 81-year-old pothead loser named Willie Nelson, who will never amount to anything because that’s what pot does to you, has a plan to open a chain of retail stores selling his own custom brand of the evil demon weed, and all necessary evil demon...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Saturday, March 28, 2015
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The too-big-to-fail banks think they’re going to teach Professor Elizabeth Warren and the rest of her progressive rebel scum a lesson about saying mean things about them. As we just learned, the heads of the five families dick-swingers from Citigroup,...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Spoiler alert: These people are insufferable. In a recent video (sadly not embeddable), self-proclaimed Christian “prophets” Rebecca Greenwood and traditional straight-married couple Cindy and Mike Jacobs compared notes on how exactly their God-given...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, March 27, 2015
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On Thursday, wingnut Indiana Gov. Mike Pence signed his state’s Fuck The Gays bill into law, which basically says that as long as your religion tells you Jesus’s first and only question on Judgment Day will be “and how many of my gay children did...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Early Monday morning, Peggy Noonan of the Little Sisters of the Ambien Blackout roused herself from slumber. Her head still gauzy from the weekend’s activities, she stumbled to her parlor, where her house-boy, Manuel, had already set out a carafe of...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Almost everyone loves watching Sen. Elizabeth Warren yell at the big banks on Wall Street, right? Right! But not everyone. You know who doesn’t love it? The big banks on Wall Street: Read more on Wall Street Banks Beg Elizabeth Warren To Stop Bullying...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Friday, March 27, 2015
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So file this under shocking maybe mildly surprising if true: “Award-Winning Journalist” Chuck C. Johnson, the newly crowned Stupidest Man on the Internet, accuses conservative icon and disgraced former Army Colonel and one-term-only congressman...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, March 27, 2015
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So here’s a thing of beauty: Chemical industry lobbyist Patrick Moore wants to assure the world there is absolutely no truth to the pernicious assertions that glyphosate, the active ingredient in Monsanto’s Roundup herbicide, is harmful to humans....
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Senate Democrats have a plan to punish and oppress Tom Cotton (R-Confederacy) and to take away his freedom to be a traitorous douche-canoe, and they’re doing it by attacking his precious kitty cat letterhead. Monsters. Read more on Mean Democrats:...
From: Wonkette | By: Fare la Volpe | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Look, all you screamy liberals, Arizona state Sen. Sylvia Allen is NOT introducing legislation to make going to church on Sunday mandatory, so stop your exaggerating and whining. She just thinks that such a mandate would be an excellent idea, is all....
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, March 27, 2015
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After insisting that he would absolutely seek re-election in 2016, Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid released a video and statement reminding us, in case we’d forgotten, that he used to be an amateur boxer — oh, and also, he will not seek re-election...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Friday, March 27, 2015
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The House Of Representatives is going into recess for two weeks, which means that ethically challenged CongressCheeks Aaron Schock had to do to his “So Long, Farewell” speech a few days early. Schock had previously promised to resign effective March...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, March 27, 2015
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