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Don’t you just hate how Democrats can not stop blah blahing 27 hours a day about impeaching President Obama for Stuff and Reasons and Things? It is like, Republicans are trying to do the Lord’s work, investigating IRSfauxghazigate and repealing Obamacare...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Tuesday, July 29, 2014
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Let’s watch Geraldo Rivera open his big, lechy, fleshy mouth, and say some words with it. Some words that may inspire us to a nice soothing morning SHIT-FLIPPING. Did you watch? Of course you didn’t, you are not stupid. Well, the gist of it was a...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Tuesday, July 29, 2014
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In our “Say Whaaaaat?” basket this afternoon, we have this oddness: The Virginia Family Foundation has announced “40 Days of Prayer, Fasting and Repentance,” but hastens to add that participants don’t actually have to give up eating. As the...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, July 29, 2014
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Good golly, there’s a whole lot of shootin’ going on! America’s Responsible Gun Owners have been keeping the peace all on their lonesome, some with deadlier results than others. Let’s dig through the shell casings and see what’s out there!...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, July 29, 2014
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Did you hear that the editorial board of the New York Times is calling on Congress to repeal Prohibition 2.0 and allow adult U.S. Americans to smoke ‘em if you got ‘em? It has been more than 40 years since Congress passed the current ban on marijuana,...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, July 28, 2014
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In Sex News, or at least sex-adjacent news, two “older men with guns” robed a Chicago medical clinic’s pharmacy, getting away with “56 Viagra pills worth $1700″ as well as “Xanex, a muscle relaxant; Norco, a pain killer and codeine-laced...
From: Wonkette | By: Wonkette After Dark | Wednesday, July 30, 2014
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Jim Hoft, the Stupidest Man on the Internet, and Kristinn Taylor, the Stupidest Guest Blogger on the internet, have been having a nice pretend meltdown the last couple of days about how Barack Obama is recklessly trying to kill America with the Ebola...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, July 29, 2014
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Barack Obama: golfing President, or golfing TYRANT!? That’s the hot question from the Top Conservatives on Twitter today, after Instagram user larrydoh found one of Obama’s errant shots in the woods at Congressional Country Club and then ‘grammed...
From: Wonkette | By: Dan Weber | Tuesday, July 29, 2014
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From the San Antonio Express-News, we have a photo update on the Great Big Militia Border Protection Jamboree, which appears to have actually drawn a few manly men with manly guns, albeit a touch short of the 20,000 that one of our more optimistic deleted...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, July 29, 2014
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It’s the Hill’s Most Beautiful Day! It’s the Hill’s Most Beautiful Day! Everyone, rush to the Daily Caller and see what racist things Betsy Rothstein is saying about it! Oh, she hasn’t posted yet? Hope she’s okay. (NO REALLY. WE HOPE SHE’S...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Tuesday, July 29, 2014
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We’re going to throw a double dose of Stephen Colbert at you this morning, mostly because we’re just so darned indecisive. So hey, let’s go with TWO clips! First up, a potpourri from last weekend’s San Diego Comic-Con, that combination of fandom...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, July 29, 2014
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WND columnist and wackaloon conspiracy theorist (ah, but we repeat ourselves) Erik Rush, who’s pretty sure Obama tried to nuke South Carolina, is floating a new variation on the theme: Maybe we should consider, he says, the possibility that illegal...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, July 29, 2014
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In a story that has a hint of Carl Hiaasen’s Strip Tease to it — the novel, not the Demi Moore movie, for godssake — a Phoenix strip club has endorsed the candidacy of Rev. Jarrett Maupin in the state’s Democratic primary. Maupin is one of four...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, July 29, 2014
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Here’s Mike Peroutka, a great Constitutional Scholar who knows that the key to understanding our founding document is to read the Bible. He’s also a member of the neo-Confederate League of the South, an advocate of secession, and the Republican nominee...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, July 28, 2014
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Neil deGrasse Tyson took a moment on Bill Maher’s HBO show to reply to creationist nutter Ken Ham, who recently said that we shouldn’t explore space because not only are aliens Not Out There, but if they are, we must avoid them because they’re...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, July 28, 2014
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Here’s your Michele Bachmann CrazyTrain update: Yes, she really did say that Teh Gheys want to abolish age-of-consent laws so they can rape children without consequences, but no, she did not say that the USA needs to open “Americanization camps”...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, July 28, 2014
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Mitt Romney went camping and he was all blah blah blah the American West and air conditioning and there’s nothing more important than family, also the Ukraine. Honestly, you don’t need to read it, it is boring and lame and it doesn’t even say anything...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Monday, July 28, 2014
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Listen: Allen West is worried about perverts. It’s right there in the headline of his latest blog post: “Our government is populated by perverts.” And yet, for a change, he’s not freaked out about teh gheys — it turns out that he thinks that...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, July 28, 2014
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The brave gun-fondlers of Come And Take It Texas don’t have a problem with walking around Dealey Plaza with rifles, because that’s an important message about Freedom (and what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do), but they are decent God-fearin’...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, July 28, 2014
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In a great ruling for anyone who wants to walk around Our Nation’s Capitol while packing heat, a federal judge on Saturday struck down Washington DC’s ban on carrying guns in public, because the Second Amendment wants you to have a gun with you at...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, July 28, 2014
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The only thing that can stop a bad guy who’s trolling is a good guy who’s trolling. Enter the Satanic Temple, a group of happy warriors (for Satan) who have graced these digital pages before. This time, they’re taking Justice Antonin Scalia’s...
From: Wonkette | By: Dan Weber | Monday, July 28, 2014
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A lot of us grew up with a fair certainty that one of these days there’d be a nuclear war — and Ronald Reagan helped turn the dial up to eleven before Nigel Tufnel ever picked up a guitar. But today, we haven’t had those highly effective “duck-and-cover”...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, July 28, 2014
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Oh hey look everybody! It’s Larry Pratt, emperor of Gun Owners Uber Alles American Style, who we last saw making really confusing Hitler comparisons and explaining that teachers who hide in classrooms during school shootings to protect students are...
From: Wonkette | By: snipy | Monday, July 28, 2014
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Sometimes, if you pray hard enough, dreams do come true. This is the case, luckily, even for dirty commie atheists like yr Wonkette, because today the Lord has blessed us with this offering: the launch of the Sarah Palin internet teevee channel juggernaut....
From: Wonkette | By: snipy | Monday, July 28, 2014
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Somehow, we missed the fact that this past weekend was Baseball Hall of Fame weekend, probably because we do not actually pay attention to things like that in the first place. Apparently Hall of Fame weekend ends up being some sort of sportsball pilgrimage...
From: Wonkette | By: snipy | Monday, July 28, 2014
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