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Like all karate black belts, Vladimir Putin is incapable of anticipating anything. He’s “not someone who sets strategic plans; he lives today.” He’s as unpredictable as a menopausal woman [no offense, Mom – Riley]. Sometimes he even barricades...
From: Wonkette | By: Riley Waggaman | Saturday, November 22, 2014
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We had a little caption contest last week, and we went and prepped the winners to run this afternoon, but it almost seems like you’re all… distracted, for some reason. Can’t imagine why! But since we have it, we will run it, because for godssake...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, November 24, 2014
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The House Intelligence Committee’s report on BENGHAAAAAZI!!!1! continues to disappoint all the conservatives who are still absolutely positively 100 percent convinced that the Prophet Sheikh Obama (peace be upon him) should be impeached and perhaps...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Monday, November 24, 2014
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Wingnut San Antonio pastor John Hagee, who memorably explained that the Holocaust was God’s gift to the Jews so they could return to Israel, told the Zionist Organization of America Sunday that Barack Obama is anti-Semitic because he is too friendly...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, November 24, 2014
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Image by David Dees You may recall that back in September, we told you about some of the fascinating textbooks being written to conform to Texas’s cool new history standards, which the conservative Fordham Institute called “a confusing, unteachable...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, November 24, 2014
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With the annual Harvest Feast nearly upon us, when we give thanks for all our blessings, especially the Second Amendment, which makes all other blessings possible, let’s take a quick look at how America’s Responsible Gun Owners are keeping themselves...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, November 24, 2014
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Sure, in old-timey days the women did all the housework and the childcare and the cooking and the shopping and the every other damned thing including the wiping of their husbands’ precious bottoms, but ever since the feminists killed patriarchy —...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, November 24, 2014
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It’s that time of year again when the the magnanimous folks at Walmart ask the company’s hard-working employees to dig deep into their low-wage pockets to give, give, give to each other, on account of how hard-working employees of Walmart can’t...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, November 24, 2014
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Just after we proclaimed him our favorite new wingnut and looked forward to a 2015 full of brilliantly idiotic quotes and policy positions, Nevada state assemblyman Ira Hansen has announced that he will not become Speaker of the Nevada House of Representatives...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, November 24, 2014
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Here’s an American-style vegetable dish for your Thanksgiving pre-feast noshing. It’s celery! Stuffed with cream cheese*, mostly. This Thanksgiving classic goes great with cocktails, so keep the recipe in mind next time you throw a party. Also,...
From: Wonkette | By: Fitzgerald Chesterfield | Monday, November 24, 2014
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As Ferguson, Missouri, braces for the grand jury’s decision on whether to charge Officer Darren Wilson with killing teenager Michael Brown, some loser ex-mayor who suffers from severe delusions about his own relevance (a condition apparently also suffered...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, November 24, 2014
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Rachel Maddow gets the feeling that this executive action on immigration isn’t going to be quite the disaster for Barack Obama that a lot of Republicans have been insisting it must. For all the bluster, impeachment is a no-go (even if the House votes...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, November 24, 2014
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It seems President Obama has learned at least one valuable lesson from the devastating mandate delivered by the minority of the American people who bothered voting on Election Day: can the Republican....
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, November 24, 2014
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If it’s Sunday, this must be Christianists! Time to get all literary again, as we learn how Nathaniel Hawthorne is personally responsible for destroying Christianity in America, at least according to homeschooling advocate and radio preacher Kevin...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Sunday, November 23, 2014
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On this week’s installment of The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, presented by Fartknocker, Governor Quitterpants looks right into the camera and argues with herself for six minutes. Democracy is good, Palin says, and since the Republicans won in 2014,...
From: Wonkette | By: Dan Weber | Sunday, November 23, 2014
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Yes, it’s another Derp Roundup, where we steam-clean our browser tabs of stories that were too stupid to ignore, mix the slurry with booze, and serve it up to you. Consume carefully!...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Saturday, November 22, 2014
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Collard Greens are an ancient food first cultivated in Greece at least two thousand years ago. It is a mildly bitter, leafy plant widely recognized as an accompaniment to meals served in Africa, Brazil and the Southern US. Collard greens have endured...
From: Wonkette | By: Mojopo | Saturday, November 22, 2014
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Photo by Beth Ethier, from last year’s Obama Arrest Party In a classic Friday news dump – the favored method for releasing information when you hope the fewest people will notice — the House Intelligence Committee released the results of its Great...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Saturday, November 22, 2014
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While you’re snowed in (you’re not? Lucky!) this weekend, why not take a moment to catch up on some of the fine Wonkets that you may have missed during the week? You know the drill by now — we tally up the most-shared stories of the week on our...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Saturday, November 22, 2014
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