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Just Jeb! Oh, that Jeb Bush! He is literally THE WORST at running for president of America. It’s like his entire life, he’s been living in the shadow of his dad and his brother, and he’s just really tired of how every single time he walks in the...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, August 28, 2015
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All Hail the Risen Blingee Hey, remember how a week or so back we were all bummed because one of the most useful dumb wonderful things on the Internet, Blingee, was going away forever? Turns out that the public reaction was so anguished, so over the...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Saturday, August 29, 2015
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Oh look, there was a Friday evening entertainment shitshow, and it was Sarah Palin interviewing Donald Trump, obviously because she wanted to meet her one of her favorite hero P.O.W.’s. And there’s so much goodness in this interview, and so many...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Saturday, August 29, 2015
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Friends with benefits Good day Wonkette Worker Bees, Wanderers and Prisoners With Internet Privileges. Have you been wondering what your favorite #brands have been up to recently? Well, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve been keeping tabs on all...
From: Wonkette | By: Matt Carpenter | Saturday, August 29, 2015
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Don’t be a hero. Congress is coming back to DC, and you need this. Raise your hand if you are about to get fucked over by Congress. (Hint: All of you should have a hand raised.) Now use the other hand to pour yourself a stiff drink, because you’re...
From: Wonkette | By: DDM | Saturday, August 29, 2015
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Haha, made you click, we don’t have a “thoughtful soliloquy” to share with you. OR DO WE? Let’s give it a whirl. Miley Cyrus went on the Jimmy Kimmel teevee fun hour and, as usual, she was all nekkid. But of course, her nipples were covered!...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, August 28, 2015
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Ah, Sinfest, we love you It’s the first week of school at many colleges, which means it’s time for another round of panic about socialist liberal indoctrination and threats to America and all that stuff. Take, for example, this “What are those...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, August 28, 2015
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Remember, you guys, when we guesstimated Carly Fiorina was not one of the hopping-so-mad second-tier Republican candidates who anonymously baby-cried to POLITICO that Fox News made them sit at the kids’ table and not get to do real prime time debating...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Friday, August 28, 2015
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    George W. Bush returned to the scene of the crime Friday, speaking briefly at a high school that had been flooded during Hurricane Katrina 10 years ago. You will be astonished that his remarks were utterly devoid of self-reflection or regret....
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, August 28, 2015
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I talked to him! He’s Spanish and I talked to him! Normally she hated August, that dull end-of-summer month when the heat and humidity turned her beloved New York City into a sweltering abattoir of rancid piles of garbage and demolished dreams. When...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Friday, August 28, 2015
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If you were lucky enough to sext with an actual human on Ashley Madison, maybe this was your girlfriend! So here is some news you can use, which will shock and awe you right to your core, if you are A Idiot. All the HEY LADIES on the Ashley Madison website?...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, August 28, 2015
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Oh, fine. Begin the recitation of stupidity. Wonder why bad things happen to good people? We’ve been scanning the dregs of the wingnuttosphere since Roanoke TV journalists Alison Parker and Adam Ward were shot to death while doing a routine interview...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, August 28, 2015
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We already know Donald Trump makes Sarah Palin so moist in her granny panty g-string, because of how he is a hero, a gen-u-ine hero just like John McCain, only without the going to war. And we know that Donald Trump thinks Sarah is “tough and smart...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Friday, August 28, 2015
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Everyone is getting tired of this Are we still talking about Planned Parenthood stealing baby parts from your lady cave, in the dead of night, to sell on Amazon? (Order with Prime and have it by tomorrow!) Yes, we are, groan and growl and MANY EXPLETIVES!...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Friday, August 28, 2015
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Dirty mouth! The orange man who is the boss of the House of Representatives opened his orange face at a Colorado fundraiser and out came a cuss! And, boy howdy, we agree with him for once. He said the “J” word about Ted Cruz! Read more on John Boehner...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, August 28, 2015
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Stupider things have happened. Like his reelection. Maine Gov. Paul LePage has apparently not been paying attention to all the mail requesting that he resign, but he does at least have some thoughts about leaving office eventually. Like maybe he’ll...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, August 27, 2015
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Duggar’s looking forward to the laying on of hands part. Once upon a time, a teenage boy called Josh Duggar got in BIG trouble with his fundamentalist Christian mom and dad, for sticking his fingers inside his sisters, so they sent him to a big city...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, August 27, 2015
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He thinks good You have probably been wondering, ever since the horrible news broke yesterday, “Say! What does unemployable child-killer George Zimmerman think about the unspeakable killings of two young television journalists in Virginia? I am looking...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, August 27, 2015
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Take THAT, Adolf! Would ya check out the big beautiful balls on this guy? No wonder Republicans love Donald Trump for being willing to make with the tough talk that all those other “gutless” candidates are too afraid of: Read more on Donald Trump...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, August 27, 2015
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Obama probably shouldn’t mention weather either. Big anniversary happening on Saturday! Ten years ago, Hurricane Katrina made landfall in Louisiana, and the storm and the levee breaches it caused altered the course of history for New Orleans and surrounding...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, August 27, 2015
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She can almost picture being a success Carly Fiorina is still, good GAWD y’all, promising to run on her record of very nearly destroying Hewlett-Packard “all day long.” (We keep telling her this is a bad idea, but she doesn’t listen to us. Maybe...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, August 27, 2015
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Yaoi? Yowie! Pour out a 40 for the gay-hating county clerks of Kentucky, who are losing their brave battle to refuse to do their jobs in the name of Jesus. First up, we have Kim Davis, the clerk of Rowan County, who was told by a federal appeals court...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, August 27, 2015
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Oh look, it’s the gays, taking away Ben Shapiro’s freedom. Wednesday’s news was awful. Alison Parker and Adam Ward, a reporter and a cameraman with WDBJ-TV in Roanoke, Virginia, were murdered in cold blood, on television, for reasons we don’t...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, August 27, 2015
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Who understands race better than these guys? Noted race expert Rand Paul chatted with fellow race expert Sean Hannity the other night, and the senator from Kentucky had some terrific advice for Black Lives Matter, for which its leaders will no doubt...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, August 27, 2015
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Sleepy fame whores. It’s been a tough run for Sam and Nia Rader, the Jesus-loving fame-fellating YouTube “celebrities” who just wanted to prove they are as worthy of wealth and fame as the Duggars, but much more good looking obviously. So it...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, August 27, 2015
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All the gravitas, all the veritas, all the smarmitas Self-important Hefty bag of slime mold James O’Keefe has released a shocking new video showing Hillary Clinton campaigners in Iowa shockingly discussing ways to get Hillary Clinton elected. The Clinton...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, August 27, 2015
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So here’s a charming addendum to Tuesday night’s Donald Trump presser in Dubuque, Iowa, when the Human Flannel Moth deported Univision news anchor Jorge Ramos for being out of line. Once Ramos was out in the hallway, an as-yet unidentified Trump...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, August 27, 2015
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This is Danica Dillon. She is helping take down the disgusting Duggar family. She is also a porn star. (Pic via Instagram) Wonkers, please introduce yourselves to porn star lady Danica Dillon. “Hi, Danica!” says the Wonkers. What kind of gross...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, August 27, 2015
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You know how we girls are Aw, nut sack. What with doing our job all day, we almost forgot to take a moment to freshen up, slip into something pretty, fix you fellas a nice cocktail, and thank you OH SO MUCH for letting us vote. You know us girls! If...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Wednesday, August 26, 2015
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Go, corgis, go! We were getting all ready to end this perfectly shitty news day by sharing photos of the new panda babies at the National Zoo, but even that story went all to hell this afternoon, with the death of one of the two cubs. Which honestly...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, August 26, 2015
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