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Do you remember the Great Deficit Panic of 2011? How Obamacare and The Stimulus and the GM Bailout were going to bankrupt the country? How our children were going to be left roaming the streets, forced to dumpster-dive for scraps because of oppressive...
From: Wonkette | By: Florida Correspondent | Tuesday, January 27, 2015
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David Clarke is the sheriff of Milwaukee County in Wisconsin, and he has been a hero to Wingnut America ever since he ran radio ads a couple years back encouraging people to arm themselves instead of calling 911. On Tuesday, he played to his real constituency,...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, January 27, 2015
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Image by Sara Phillips & Neil DaCosta, “Mormon Missionary Positions” So here’s a sentence we never would have predicted we’d type: Leaders of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints have come out (ahem!) in support of a Utah law prohibiting...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, January 27, 2015
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Get ready for some exploding conservative heads: Bowe Bergdahl, the POW returned to America last year after a swap for Taliban prisoners, will be charged with desertion for walking off his base in Afghanistan in 2009, according to unnamed defense officials...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, January 27, 2015
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We will comment on this further as soon as we manage to pick our jaws up off the floor: Gov. Mike Pence is starting a state-run taxpayer-funded news outlet that will make pre-written news stories available to Indiana media, as well as sometimes break...
From: Wonkette | By: Florida Correspondent | Tuesday, January 27, 2015
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Oh, Loretta Lynch, you are going DOWN. A press release from a group calling itself “Frontiers of Freedom” has the goods on a gigantic scandal involving attorney general nominee Loretta Lynch. Or at least the 25 rightwing groups that signed the press...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, January 27, 2015
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We were doing our goddamned level best not to care about or pay attention to the sportsball controversy some moron decided to call Deflategate, because everything needs a fucking “-gate” suffix, because every-fucking-thing is just like Richard Nixon...
From: Wonkette | By: Florida Correspondent | Monday, January 26, 2015
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Mike Huckabee, America’s favorite moral scold, is at it again. Again again. While pimping his book, he explained how it’s not just that whore Beyonce who is corrupting America’s lady-youth, but all of the potty-mouthed single ladies who work in...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Tuesday, January 27, 2015
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Louisiana Republican Rep. John C. Fleming MD has some words of warning about the dangers of The Marijuana, for those of you who want your medical information from a guy who gets his information from The Onion: Read more on Louisiana Congressman Has Reefer...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Tuesday, January 27, 2015
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If President Obama’s lame-duck “don’t give a fuck” attitude has been improving your outlook on life lately, then fresh from Freedom Partners’ annual winter summit comes some news that will send you crashing right back down to Frown Town. An...
From: Wonkette | By: Tom McKay | Tuesday, January 27, 2015
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While conservatives usually love a good snowstorm because it proves global warming is a hoax and Al Gore is fat, truth-seeking climatologist Rush Limbaugh is too smart to buy into the lies of such lefty media outlets as AccuWeather and the National Weather...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Tuesday, January 27, 2015
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In a development that absolutely no one could have predicted if they were a blind cave fish happily feeding on isopods in a subterranean lake, it appears that there are Deep Partisan Rifts on the House Select Committee on Benghazi, which is definitely...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, January 27, 2015
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How much fun are we going to have in 2016 watching a couple of the candidates in the GOP clown car gagging their insane fathers, shoving them into canvas sacks and dumping them into the Potomac, only to have the crazy old men chew through the gags and...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Tuesday, January 27, 2015
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Monday’s Rachel Maddow Show was of course all Snowmageddonghazigate, and they started the hour with Rachel freezing outside at Rockefeller Center. Happily, unlike Chris Hayes, who had to do his whole show outside, Rachel has enough star power to get...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, January 27, 2015
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The truth is out there, man, and the truth is pretty damn gay. Fox News’s anti-Christian, pro-butt-sechs bias has been exposed by a handful of brave truth warriors, and we now have completely verifiable and not at all made up evidence Fox has been...
From: Wonkette | By: Fare la Volpe | Tuesday, January 27, 2015
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So which black men are the police in New Haven, Connecticut, pulling guns on today for walking around near the library of Yale University? Oh, probably only the ones who are thugs, and you can tell they are thugs because they are black, so it is pretty...
From: Wonkette | By: Virginia Blue | Tuesday, January 27, 2015
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Break out the ominous creepyscary music of your choice — we’re partial to Bernard Hermann ourselves — because it’s time to tell some scary horror stories about the California measles outbreak! So far, at least 78 confirmed cases have been disagnosed...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, January 26, 2015
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Oh, Rep. Steve King’s Iowa Cow-Tippers For Freedom convention has been going so well! The space between Donald Trump’s hair and his flag pin told the audience that he woulda beat that Barack Obama in 2012, and how he will beat everyone in 2016 because...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Monday, January 26, 2015
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The malign presence of Mitch Kahle, a confessed atheist witch-demon, has placed the Goodchristian town of Norton Shores, Michigan, in a Peril of losing its magick protections against evil. Kahle has already used his darck maege powers to beguile the...
From: Wonkette | By: Alex Ruthrauff | Monday, January 26, 2015
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Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnnell and Speaker of the House John Boehner went on the 60 Minute televisual informatical program Sunday to explain all the exciting plans the Republicans have for uprooting Obamacare and replacing it with something...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, January 26, 2015
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Hey there, Eastern Seaboard Wonkers, we hear that you’re in for a bit of weather. Andrea Mitchell is doing her show in front of a weather radar map, CNN Money is already predicting “Winners and Losers” from the possibly record-setting blizzard...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, January 26, 2015
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In case you missed it, the latest litmus test for whether you Love America Enough is whether you are an enthusiastic supporter of the movie American Sniper, which you have to love or you are a hater. You see, Michael Moore said unkind things about the...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, January 26, 2015
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Donald Trump was in Iowa this weekend making noises from his mouth hole about the possibility that he will keep talking forever about running for president, and people at Steve King’s CrazyRama actually applauded him. We can understand that, because...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, January 26, 2015
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No, she is never ever ever leaving. Who would pay for her wigs? Sarah Palin had a busy weekend, going to Las Vegas to eye-fuc this dude, Congressional Medal of Honor winner Dakota Meyers, while holding a sign telling lefty troll Michael Moore to fuc...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Monday, January 26, 2015
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In a move calculated to remind Tea Baggers and gun fondlers that yes, he totally gets it, John Cornyn (R-Texas), the incoming Chairman of  the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on the Constitution, Civil Rights, and Human Rights, dropped the parts of...
From: Wonkette | By: Virginia Blue | Monday, January 26, 2015
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This post supported by a grant from the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair For Occasional Coverage of Not Spilling Oil All Over the Damn Planet With the Republicans’ top priority being the building of a pipeline to transport some of the dirtiest petroleum...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, January 26, 2015
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Remember when you and all your liberal commie friends were smoking crack rock together, on a Sunday no less, and played that game where you guessed which state would be the absolute dead last to legalize gay marriage? Read more on Alabama Judges Forget...
From: Wonkette | By: Fare la Volpe | Monday, January 26, 2015
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Rachel Maddow Show led off Friday’s show with an unforgettable look at Cindy Jacobs, the self-proclaimed Texas prophet who God regularly warns about any number of tragedies — mass shootings, political coups, and so on — which she then prevents...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, January 26, 2015
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Poor failure-at-everything Carly Fiorina. She really wants to be president, you guys, and she’s still eager to persuade America to want that too. But like everything else she tries to do, she is failing. Sad face. Super sad face. Read more on Carly...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, January 26, 2015
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Sarah Palin went to Iowa this weekend. Is she running for President? She’s not not running for President, she can tell you that much! How not-uninterested is she, Washington Post? “I am. As I said yesterday, I’m really interested in the opportunity...
From: Wonkette | By: Dan Weber | Sunday, January 25, 2015
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Rightwing radio preacher and homeschooling guru Kevin Swanson is starting to let us down, folks — the penultimate chapter of his e-rant about the inevitable doom of western civilization is just about the laziest attack on the supposedly corrupting...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Sunday, January 25, 2015
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