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Big scoopy scoop over at The Blaze, Glenn Beck’s online home for his continuing total emotional and mental breakdown now cruising through its – let’s see, how old is Glenn Beck? – its 50th year. Seems Missouri state Sen. Jamilah Nasheed got...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Thursday, October 23, 2014
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We all know that abstinence-only education and purity balls, where you pledge to save yourself for Daddy and Jesus, do not actually prevent kids from doing sex to each other. (We do all know that, right?) But there’s a new study that suggests real...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Wednesday, October 22, 2014
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We have told you a bunch of made up reasons why every single endangered incumbent Senate Democratic is actually going to win and Nate Silver can go suck a poll of likely voters. Now let’s examine the Dem candidates for open seats and those challenging...
From: Wonkette | By: Alex Ruthrauff | Thursday, October 23, 2014
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Bruce Rauner, the Republican candidate for Illinois governor, is just a regular guy with a van. Oh, and a $100,000 wine club membership. And some Cayman Islands cash. And a charming disposition, by which we mean he allegedly said of a former employee...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, October 23, 2014
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Thank god for responsive government! We’ve already seen the police reports, and now Anchorage Police have released audio from their interviews with witnesses at the scene of the Great Wasillabilly Rumble. The recordings are a veritable treasure trove...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, October 22, 2014
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Finally, the right has incontrovertible evidence of voting fraud! Democrats say it’s rare, but here is the video that proves just how real and scary it is: “Liberal activist caught on video stuffing hundreds of ballots.” Or, from some of the more...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, October 22, 2014
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The bleating of sirens drifted up to her pied-a-terre high above the Manhattan streets, leaking through the duct tape she had used to seal all her windows. Oh sure, one heard sirens in New York all the time, but this was now the Age of Ebola and the...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Friday, October 24, 2014
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Hey Alaska’s real-life Congressman Don Young, what can you tell kids these days about suicide? It’s their fault because they are bad friends, and also the government handouts are doing it too? Yeah, pretty much....
From: Wonkette | By: Alex Ruthrauff | Friday, October 24, 2014
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George Will advanced the frontiers of Republican classifications of rape during a Wednesday appearance at Miami University, finding a whole new kind of rape that can be added to Legitimate Rape, God Gave You the Precious Gift of a Baby Rape, and Forcible...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, October 24, 2014
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Just to remind people that he is in fact a hippie greenie liberal who likes to stimulate the economy whether the economy is in the mood or not, Barack Obama is moving forward with a program to train 50,000 veterans for solar energy jobs. This is some...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, October 24, 2014
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For the first time ever, not including the other time a month ago, Sarah Palin finally speaks on the humiliating drunken #PalinBrawl, in which her drunk-and-barefoot klan of klassy kids who are klassy showed just how klassy they can be. And Sarah, poor...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Friday, October 24, 2014
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Texas congressmollusk Louie Gohmert, that irrepressible imp, has been giving a lot of thought to Our Troops and how Barack Obama is trying to kill them all by making them fight the Ebolese Liberation Army....
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, October 24, 2014
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A couple days ago, we brought you the story of a completely fabricated wingnut outrage over a Latino man supposedly “caught” on video as he “stuffed a ballot box” in Arizona’s August primary. Except he wasn’t frauding anything at all....
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, October 24, 2014
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We do not know much about what a school board president in Pennsylvania or member does, but there are two things we can say for sure you should not do if you hold one of those positions. One, don’t be a screeching gun nut who proudly uses pictures...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Friday, October 24, 2014
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Ever since we heard the news that James O’Keefe had launched a voter fraud scavenger hunt in Colorado, we’ve been eagerly waiting, as we’re sure you have, Wonketteers, for his latest video to drop. Now that we’ve had a chance to see the highlight...
From: Wonkette | By: Beth Ethier | Friday, October 24, 2014
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That screaming hysteria you hear is the sound of everyone in New York being EXTREMELY TERRIFIED!!! or at least making jokes about being EXTREMELY TERRIFIED!!! because Ebola is real now. (You know the rule: It’s real when it happens in New York. The...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Friday, October 24, 2014
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This is the best thing that happened today. And scene....
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, October 23, 2014
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Niche lifestyle brand Sarah Palin has endorsed a Democrat in Alaska’s race for governor. Really! Former Gov. Sarah Palin has endorsed gubernatorial candidate Bill Walker. […] “Last night my family, along with Byron and Toni Mallott, and our campaign...
From: Wonkette | By: Alex Ruthrauff | Thursday, October 23, 2014
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Gov. Nikki Haley of South Carolina runs a hell of a state. It’s the kind of state where Stand Your Ground laws don’t apply to victims of domestic violence — because that would be ridiculous! — and it’s still A-OK to let your Confederate freak...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, October 23, 2014
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This seems like a probably good idea: Sens. Chuck Schumer and Bob Casey plan to introduce legislation that would cut off Social Security benefits for accused Nazi war criminals. We weren’t actually aware that was a problem, but it turns out that “dozens”...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, October 23, 2014
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Iowa Congresscantaloupe Steve King has some thoughts on The Gheys, as well as on where you will find them in the afterlife and where you won’t. Sadly, according to King, the odds of Heaven having any really good discotheques are pretty slim, so people...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, October 23, 2014
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We told you a while back about some of the fun distortions of American history that have made it into textbooks written to Texas’s terrible history standards, but history isn’t the only subject that goes off into rightwing fantasyland in Texas textbooks....
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, October 23, 2014
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We have had some fun the past month or so with the Great Palin Mixed-Martial-Arts Demolition Derby Fisticuffs And Book Club High Tea. Well, says Bristol Palin, bruiser, that is simply unfair! You know Bristol is very very serious in her masterpiece,...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Thursday, October 23, 2014
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Wednesday, a guy with a rifle, Michael Zehaf-Bibeau, went on his own one-man jihad in Ottawa, killing a soldier at the national war memorial and then going into the Parliament building, where he was shot by security before he could harm anyone else;...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, October 23, 2014
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Fox News hostroid Kimberly Guilfoyle said Tuesday that America would be a far better place if young women would just please stay home and go do their Twittergrams and Tindermatches instead of cluttering up our elections with all their stupidness. She...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, October 22, 2014
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So there is an election? In, like, two weeks? And it’s sort of important — because ALL elections are important, duh — but there is a very good chance that this election will give Republicans control of the Senate so they can finally finally impeach...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Wednesday, October 22, 2014
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During the second, fan-free debate between former Florida Gov. Charlie Crist* and current Gov. Rick Scott (R-Malfoy Manor) Tuesday night, the accusations flew hot and heavy. One of the more notable exchanges involved the question of whether Gov. Voldemort...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, October 22, 2014
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Human meatball Chris Christie, governor of the Turnpike Exit State, is gearing up for his inevitable presidential run in 2016. Which means giving America a glimpse of that fabulously warm personality type that once made Tony Soprano the most popular...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Wednesday, October 22, 2014
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A nice lady in Green Bay, Wisconsin, wrote her alderman, because she is a good citizen. “Hey,” she wrote, “howsabout some free bus service on Election Day for the poors and democracy and suchlike?” But she wrote it classier because she is not...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Wednesday, October 22, 2014
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Rachel Maddow is delighted — and so are we, because happy Rachel = Happy us — that in the recent Scottish independence referendum, small but substantial numbers of ballots had to be thrown out because they had both “Yes” and “No” marked on...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, October 22, 2014
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Hey, Alabama House Speaker Mike Hubbard! Whatcha doin’? Oh, getting arrested on 23 counts of felony corruption? Well, that sounds about right. What did you do, steer a whole bunch of fake contracts to yourself and third parties who were really just...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Wednesday, October 22, 2014
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It looks like Republicans are probably going to control the Senate next year despite how people don’t like them, according to Nate Silver’s FiveThirtyEight blog and other respected nerds. In 2012, Silver famously predicted the winner of every Senate...
From: Wonkette | By: Alex Ruthrauff | Wednesday, October 22, 2014
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