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Horrible bile monster and Maine Gov. Paul LePage hates poor people, but keeps getting federal funds intended to help them. What to do, what to do...?
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, June 27, 2016
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The GOP can't be bothered to save the Zika babies, because they're too busy saving the babies from Planned Parenthood! Wait, what?
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Monday, June 27, 2016
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The ACLU announced Tuesday that a federal judge has granted class action status to thousands of migrant children in a lawsuit demanding that attorneys be appointed to help kids in immigration hearings. Yes, it's disgusting the government has to be sued...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, June 28, 2016
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THIS is how you troll Donald Trump.
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Tuesday, June 28, 2016
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Not afraid to be servicey.
From: Wonkette | By: Robyn Pennacchia | Tuesday, June 28, 2016
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International relations took a gross turn this week: the Washington Post’s Josh Rogin reports on a Russian campaign of harassment and intimidation against American diplomats in Moscow and eastern Europe. There’s some pretty scary shit going on, from...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, June 28, 2016
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This is pathetic, even for Empress Grifts-A-Lot.
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Tuesday, June 28, 2016
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Would you believe there's little evidence that Donald Trump has given anything near the amount of money he says he gives to charity? Of course you would.
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, June 28, 2016
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Sheriff Joseph Arpaio almost definitely has a human skin lamp in his sunroom.
From: Wonkette | By: Robyn Pennacchia | Tuesday, June 28, 2016
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Who could have imagined the Benghazi investigation would have been a giant waste of all our time and money?
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Tuesday, June 28, 2016
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Fox News, America’s most reliable and trusted cable news outlet, has been muddling around for years now, trying to find some dirt on Hillary Clinton that will really stick. Benghazi, excuse us, BENGHAZHI!!1!, has turned out to be a bust. The quasi-legit...
From: Wonkette | By: Major Major Major Major | Tuesday, June 28, 2016
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A foul-mouthed African grey parrot named Bud might be entered into evidence in a Michigan murder trial, maybe. Probably not, but maybe. Bud may have overheard the murder of his owner, Martin Duram, in 2015, and since shortly after the murder, the parrot...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, June 28, 2016
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The Supreme Court decided Monday that people convicted of 'reckless' domestic violence can't own firearms. So long, Freedom!
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, June 28, 2016
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How will Warren ever recover from this????
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Tuesday, June 28, 2016
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Obama says making friendship bracelets is tougher than registering to vote, PFFFFFFT.
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Tuesday, June 28, 2016
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Poor Paul Ryan. All he wants to do is starve some grannies and force-feed imaginary schoolkids paper-bag lunches and repeal Obamacare one million times and also have people think he is sober and thoughtful and not a complete total prick. So he does his...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Monday, June 27, 2016
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The anti-choice cat comes out of the bag for this Monday Cringefest.
From: Wonkette | By: Robyn Pennacchia | Monday, June 27, 2016
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But surely Trey Gowdy will still find the smoking gun, yeah?
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Monday, June 27, 2016
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Bleeding-hearts have been blaming Great Britain’s disastrous Brexit referendum on too-obvious factors like racist, xenophobic political parties that backed the Leave side (as if racism is even a real thing any more). Donald Trump has been taking credit...
From: Wonkette | By: Major Major Major Major | Monday, June 27, 2016
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Can you believe the mean media made fun of Donald Trump for being on a golf course?
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Monday, June 27, 2016
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Antonin Scalia did not get to write a dissent, because the devil won't let you do that in hell.
From: Wonkette | By: Robyn Pennacchia | Monday, June 27, 2016
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Get out your vegan artisanal freerange lube of choice, because now WE MASTURBATE!
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Monday, June 27, 2016
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A Texas woman shot and killed her daughters and was then shot by police after a family argument. This was a completely anomalous incident, as the vast majority of gun owners never break the law.
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, June 27, 2016
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She prefers 'empathy challenged' ok?
From: Wonkette | By: Robyn Pennacchia | Monday, June 27, 2016
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Ivanka Trump lies like that thing on her father's head.
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Monday, June 27, 2016
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Last year, we wondered at you just how stupid you were legally permitted to be in Texas; now, thanks to the nine (all-Republican!) unelected (?) judges in robe on the Texas Supreme Court, we know the answer: We are just making #jokes at you! Rick Perry...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Monday, June 27, 2016
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Wonkette made fun of Michele Bachmann and Donald Trump's pretended outreach to evangelicals. Clearly, we hate Christians and want to impose Sharia. Duh.
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Sunday, June 26, 2016
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Greetings, you scandalous scallywags! It's time once more for your weekly recap of pseudoscientific psychopaths, the Snake Oil Bulletin!
From: Wonkette | By: Fare la Volpe | Sunday, June 26, 2016
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How do you solve a problem like Jim Lankford?
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Sunday, June 26, 2016
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