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Is it cold where you are? So much for global warming, har har har. Are you sober? If you answered yes to either of those questions, have we got the remedy for you! It’s mulled apple cider, with booze....
From: Wonkette | By: Fitzgerald Chesterfield | Friday, November 21, 2014
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Image via screen grab When woman after woman kept coming forward in the Tiger Woods adultery scandal, I kept hoping it would hit 18, just for all the wonderful “18 holes” jokes that would practically write themselves....
From: Wonkette | By: Rick Lewis | Friday, November 21, 2014
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In a master stroke of timing, the House of Representatives has finally filed that big lawsuit against Barack Obama for his tyrannical actions in using executive orders as if he were some kind of president or something. As you recall, we thought it was...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, November 21, 2014
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Sure, you might think the whole Republican Party has gone round the bend and off the deep end about President Obama’s decision to destroy America (again!) with his unprecedented executive action on immigration. But no, that is A Illusion because a...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Friday, November 21, 2014
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  What you see above is not, despite all appearances, your freshman roomie’s botched and infected yin-yang tattoo, but a symbol of unity and celebration! It celebrates the matched sets of opposite-sexers who keep our planet from flying apart, according...
From: Wonkette | By: Beth Ethier | Friday, November 21, 2014
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Barry Bamz is going to single-handedly overthrow the rule of law tonight, but the teevee networks have decided not to carry the speech, because come on, it’s only a presidential speech, and those are lame. Or maybe they’re too partisan, according...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, November 20, 2014
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NOTE: Just so you know, we’re going to talk about dick-biting. This is not by choice; it was forced upon us by CNN’s Don Lemon. So if you have a problem with dick-biting, you should lay back and think about the weather, because it turns out that...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Wednesday, November 19, 2014
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Newest Rightwing Butthurt: In his speech on immigration reform, Traitor Usurper Friend Of Lawbreakers Barack Hussein Obama, who never mentions Jesus on Easter or Christmas, actually referenced the Bible, and now that’s a terrible thing. As part of...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, November 21, 2014
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On Wednesday, Sen. Elizabeth Warren spoke at the Center for American Progress where, as we’ve come to expect from her, she used her big ol’ professorial brain to little-wordsplain at us how America used to be, how it should be, how Republicans effed...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Friday, November 21, 2014
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So Thursday on the Twittersphere, some pro-choice ladies had a big internet event, telling their own stories of having had abortions, with the goal of reducing the stigma of talking about a legal medical procedure that one in three women have had. The...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, November 21, 2014
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In what promises to be a Very Important Legal Challenge to an out of control dictator, serial publicity whore Joe Arpaio, who’d rather play Border Patrol than enforce boring laws about robbery and sexual assault and stuff, has teamed up with failed...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, November 21, 2014
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Televangelist huckster Pat Robertson is an expert on sin. In Robertson’s special-just-for-him version of the Bible, basically everything is a sin. Like wives who don’t put out — they are tools of the devil, and you should divorce them immediately....
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Friday, November 21, 2014
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To kick off her recap of how Barack Obama shredded the Constitution for the 165th time, Rachel Maddow reminds us of that exciting moment in 2012 when Barry was announcing his Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) executive order, and while he...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, November 21, 2014
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Dr. Ben Carson is still thinking about thinking about running for president in 2016, in case you did not get the last eleventy zillion memos, newsletters, and singing telegrams. And look, here he is again, giving an interview again, about the same subject...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Friday, November 21, 2014
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President Obama is announcing his plans to unilaterally and unconstitutionally and unpresidentially make a few tweaks to our current immigration clustermess — just like Hitler, Stalin, Insert-your-favorite-dictator-of-choice did. Please note this...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Friday, November 21, 2014
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Listen: Nevada Republicans are not interested in your “bipartisanship” or your “getting along” or your “logic and facts.” As soon as they took over the state House, they chose as their new Speaker one Ira Hansen, a gentleman who, according...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, November 20, 2014
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Thank goodness for the wingnuts, who are keeping tabs on El Jefe Barack de la Martinez Diaz Obama and his conspiracy with the racists of La Raza to stealthily send hordes of brown people to conquer America while all the godly white people are distracted...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Thursday, November 20, 2014
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What happens when three grandmothers who’ve never gotten high before decide to try out The Reefer? Some dudes in Washington State — where it is perfectly legal for grandmothers to get recreationally high — decided to find out. And it is THE BEST....
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, November 20, 2014
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From Joanie: Cartoons for New Children, by G.B. Trudeau. Sheed and Ward, 1974. (VERY 1974) Big congratulations to Rep. Tammy Duckworth of Illinois, and her husband, Bryan Bowlsbey, on the birth of their daughter, Abigail O’kalani Bowlsbey. The young’un...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, November 20, 2014
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San Diego prosecutors are doing their darnedest to make sure a man goes to jail for the rest of his life for a crime he didn’t commit. That’s not a matter of conjecture, like, “No, he’s totes innocent.” Prosecutors aren’t even trying to say...
From: Wonkette | By: Dan Weber | Thursday, November 20, 2014
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Chris Christie, he’s a hell of a nice guy, no matter what that goldurned New York Times Magazine says. (They called him masterful and a winner, basically, in many many many words that we did not read all of, because author Mark Leibovich was basically...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Thursday, November 20, 2014
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Just last week, you were so excited to have a recipe for a classic and delicious appetizer to bring to Thanksgiving to wow all the old ladies in your family. Then you were talking to your Thanksgiving host, and you made the mistake of being polite and...
From: Wonkette | By: Fitzgerald Chesterfield | Thursday, November 20, 2014
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This happened: Please try to not fail at captioning this picture appropriately in the comments, which we do not allow. For added inspiration, we offer you this gem from Rand Paul, one of the leading members of the “Republican Rainbow Coalition”:...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, November 20, 2014
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We hear that the president’s giving a speech tonight — not that the broadcast teevee networks will bother carrying it — and while the full details of the executive action aren’t out yet, Republicans know it’s pretty bad. Here are just a few...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, November 20, 2014
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Oh, hey there, Jim Webb, what’ve you been up to since you stopped being a “Democratic” senator from Virginia? Been writing some books? Been private sectoring, for America and freedom? Been reconsidering whether ladies can serve in the military...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, November 20, 2014
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Wednesday’s Rachel Maddow Show begins with another of those rambly goofy stories that make you wonder whether a News Point is on the way, and then gets to the point and you say “Aha!” We won’t even summarize the first five minutes, because you...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, November 20, 2014
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Hooray! It’s that time of year when it’s freezing cold, and everyone who Is Not A Scientist but is pretty damned sure real scientists must be wrong about global warming makes “jokes” about global warming because, duh, it is cold so how could...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, November 20, 2014
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With Obamacare open enrollment moving right along — and so successful that even John Boehner is keeping his Obamacare — the Illinois ACA exchange, Get Covered Illinois, is running a nifty new ad to inform you that there actually are some no-cost...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, November 19, 2014
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Usually when a candidate for president gets crushed in the election like a vat of grapes in an I Love Lucy episode, he has the decency to disappear from public view, maybe take up a cause like building houses for the poor (Jimmy Carter) or global warming...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Wednesday, November 19, 2014
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Republicans have made it very clear they do not want to have to impeach President Obama — unless he forces them to do it by, for example, insisting on doing his job for the next two years....
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Wednesday, November 19, 2014
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We have to admit we love a good caper where the bad guys get burned — that moment at the end of The Sting (spoiler warning for a 1973 movie everyone should’ve seen by the age of 14 anyway) where Robert Shaw realizes that his great big bet is all...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, November 19, 2014
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Remember Jimmy Swaggart, the fire and brimstone televangelist who sort of semi-disappeared in disgrace in the early ’90s after news broke of his visits to prostitutes? He gave a big teary “I have sinned” speech, the prostitute told the squicky...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, November 19, 2014
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A group of meddling congressional Democrats is planning to stick up for science in the House chamber this afternoon — but don’t worry, their post-enlightenment nonsense won’t be tolerated. The action comes in response to the Secret Science Reform...
From: Wonkette | By: David S. Bernstein | Wednesday, November 19, 2014
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This post made possible by the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair for Clean Gas and Clean Coal and Clean Oil Spills and Clean Tar Sands and Word Salad. In a vote that either killed the economy forever or rescued the environment forever, the U.S. Senate last...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, November 19, 2014
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Consider the stuffed baked potato. Can you see it? Reconsider the vulgarities of hot potato buffets and imagine your potato fully realized, with the addition of creamy horseradish sauce and wine-drenched mushrooms. Now have a wealth of sides....
From: Wonkette | By: Mojopo | Wednesday, November 19, 2014
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Screenshot from Fox News Indiana Gov. Mike Pence has some thoughts about the poor, and those thoughts are quite inspiring! You see, what with more people entering the workforce, Indiana’s Family and Social Services Administration decided not to renew...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, November 19, 2014
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Rachel Maddow starts off this segment with a bit of history: Texas just love industry, and sees no reason why a lot of unnecessary government regulations should get in the way of profits. Oh sure, sometimes a fertilizer plant blows up and kills 15 people,...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, November 19, 2014
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