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Here is some interesting news, as we U.S. Americans begin our annual weekend of getting real drunk and shooting off fireworks, due to something we read in a history book about America but can’t quite remember. (Muskets were involved.) Did you know...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, July 3, 2015
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Hello! Come in! Come in! Sit! What can I get you? Beer? Wine? Assorted jams? NOW LOOK AT MY BABY PICTURES! Maternity leave was great, thank you for asking! In fact, I will probably take more of it once Kaili is back from her vacation doing whatever Democrats...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Sunday, July 5, 2015
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Is your 4th of July hot, steamy and patriotic? Cool your body off with some nice summer JAM! This recipe was originally published here, but now it is here! Enjoy! Are you sick and tired of buying factory made jam? Good, me too. Abandon your jars of unnatural...
From: Wonkette | By: Mojopo | Saturday, July 4, 2015
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For your America Day enjoyment, we proudly present this retread/update of a 2011 post by “Wonkette Jr,” whose actual identity is lost to time — truly, we are standing on the shoulders of an unknown giant. Since not even YouTube is Forever, we also...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Saturday, July 4, 2015
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Oh look at the White House all BRAGGIN’ and shit. That Nice Time video above was provided to yr Wonkette (and by “provided,” we mean we went to the White House website and copied the embed code) as a way of illustrating how Barack Obama just had...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, July 3, 2015
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This post originally ran … a different time! But now it is for the Fourth of July, so that you may eat the corn dogs that spring forth from it. Corn dogs. It has come to this, and the devil is dancing tonight! Read more on What Is Wonkette Ramming...
From: Wonkette | By: Mojopo | Friday, July 3, 2015
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Ok, this is just all kinds of cute — to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the National Parks system and Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move!” healthy-stuff initiative, and also because there’s just never a bad time to have photos of smiley kids...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, July 3, 2015
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GAY MARRIAGE CREATES JOBS, thanks, Obama! Positions have recently opened up in the clerk’s office in Decatur County, Tennessee. Three former employees, including County Clerk Gwen Pope, recently vacated the premises upon discovering that the entire...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, July 3, 2015
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You might remember the sexciting story (which Wonkette broke, MUST CREDIT WONKET!) of weird incognito lawyer Matt McLaughlin and his quest to get an initiative called the “Sodomite Suppression Act” on the California ballot. The initiative had the...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, July 3, 2015
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This post made possible by the Patty Dumpling Endowment for Oil Spill Blogging and Oily Coastlines. Hooray, the worst oil spill ever is finally going to be paid for, at least some — BP agreed Thursday to a record $18.7 billion in fines to settle federal...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, July 3, 2015
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Good morning, Wonkers, and happy God Loves America Best Weekend! We will not be saying many “words” at you for the next couple of days — some words here and there, maybe, with most of them being “pussy” — but wanted to bring you this lovely...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Friday, July 3, 2015
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Hey, remember that scummy Texas Attorney General, name of Ken Paxton, who had that huge baby tantrum over gay marriage in Texas? That was fun. Turns out he might get to avoid being throatcrammed by gay marriage after all, due to being in jail forever,...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, July 2, 2015
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Former Virginia Senator Jim Webb announced Thursday that he’s running for the Democratic nomination for president, and we suppose that some people may have actually showed up for the announcement. Oh, actually, no, he just sent an email, which was...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, July 2, 2015
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Just in case Southern black church members weren’t already worried enough about racist holy warriors dropping in for Bible study and arsonists burning down their churches, now at least three female pastors in South Carolina have received threatening...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, July 2, 2015
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It’s a common trope, if you are a right-wing bigot: Racism doesn’t hurt black people, hippity-hop rap music hurts black people, what with its jiving and twerking and PULL THOSE PANTS UP, and BACK IN MY DAY! In recent months, Fox News white geniuses...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, July 2, 2015
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In a move calculated to make every fundagelical family-values type scream “We told you so!” a polygamous Montana guy has applied for a license to marry his second wife, so that she can be just as legally married to him as his other wife. We’re...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, July 2, 2015
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“This is coming. And it’s coming like a tidal wave.” Tom Delay, the former Speaker of the House of Representatives — really, the national one! — knows a tidal wave of coming when he sees one, and the tidal wave of coming that is coming is this...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Thursday, July 2, 2015
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Americans love a good grift. This is why we have Sarah Palin, televangelists, and bigot bucks for gay-hating pizza. But while we’ve all had a good vomit-laugh at the rubes tithing to sad White Knight Deli owners, this shit has now officially gotten...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Thursday, July 2, 2015
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