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You sort of have to admire Indiana congresslackwit Larry Bucshon for being an out and out global warming denier, since so many of his more sophistimacated Republican colleagues have decided to avoid the question with the “I’m not a scientist” dodge....
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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Hooray, woot, yessssssss, #winning, and other celebratory expressions of joy. Here’s some good news, which we all need right about now, don’t we? According to a new study by the Guttmacher Institute (you can read the full study here, if you’re...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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Meet Robert Ransdell, white supremacist, former organizer for the National Alliance, and write-in candidate for U.S. Senate. He has no illusions that he’ll replace Mitch McConnell, but he’s running anyway to garner attention for his very important...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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The U.S. government will be sending 3,000 troops to West Africa to help build treatment centers and coordinate services in the fight against the Ebola outbreak. President Obama announced the initiative during a visit to the Centers for Disease Control...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Oklahoma state Rep. John Bennett is just an ordinary America-loving guy who resents being called a “racist” or an “Islamophobe” just because he tells the absolute undiluted truth about Islam, which is that it isn’t really a religion, but is...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Sniveling rage donkey Sarah Palin is back on the Facebook today, braying about the “prayer shield” that surrounds her brood of Leon Spinks imitators. Sarah is very proud of her kids’ desire to defend the family and also of their “work ethic,”...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Friday, September 19, 2014
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NFL President Roger Goodell held a press conference today in which he apologized for being a completely worthless crapbird in his handling of the league’s multiple problems with players who have committed domestic violence and child abuse. He insisted...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, September 19, 2014
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Ah, fall in New York City! There is a chill in the air, a nip that can invigorate the soul as one sits in a favorite saloon, sipping a mug of one’s favorite whiskey fortified with a generous dollop of coffee, if one is so inclined to while away an...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Friday, September 19, 2014
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Or maybe that was just me. Just kidding, I did not throw up on my shoes. OR DID I? Portland, time to beat your liver into submission TOMORROW, SATURDAY, at Base Camp Brewing. We don’t know, you’re on the Internet, look it up. Then Sat., Sept. 27,...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Friday, September 19, 2014
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Hiawayi Robinson, of Pritchard, Alabama, a small city on the north side of Mobile, was looking forward to turning nine years old next week. On Tuesday, Hiawayi had talked to her father on the phone about what she wanted for her birthday (a laptop computer)...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, September 19, 2014
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Here’s a very nice thing that grew out of a very ugly thing, and a very ugly thing in reaction to it: Minnesota’s got a new “Safe and Supportive Schools Act” aimed at combatting bullying and making schools safe and supportive, don’t you know,...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, September 19, 2014
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Can’t get enough dick? We can never get enough dick — news about dicks, politicians being dicks, anonymous airport dick, and sometimes dicks talking about dick-things. Enter Todd Starnes, Fox News comment-spewer and host of the physical embodiment...
From: Wonkette | By: DDM | Friday, September 19, 2014
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In what we fear could be the start of a trend, A Boise teenager who is definitely not Kid Zoom or any of his friends crashed a Ford Bronco Sunday after his 16-year-old front seat passenger reached over and set the driver’s armpit hair on fire with...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, September 19, 2014
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Scottish voters turned down a referendum on independence from Britain yesterday, leading bloggers everywhere to brace for a slew of angry emails about how they didn’t use “England” or “United Kingdom” or “Great Sceptered Lizard Queen Realm...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, September 19, 2014
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The left-wing loons on the Kansas Supreme Court ruled on Thursday that Democratic gadabout Chadwick J. Taylor should be allowed to withdraw from the state’s three-way U.S. Senate race. Taylor, suffering from acute Democrat Humility Syndrome, was cruelly...
From: Wonkette | By: Beth Ethier | Friday, September 19, 2014
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Like Yr Wonkette, Jon Stewart has a soft spot for Old Handsome Joe Biden, that loveable cutup and advocate for victims of domestic violence. But golly, OHJB can put his foot in it, can’t he? Like how he referred to bankers who foreclosed on homes during...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, September 19, 2014
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We have f-bombs, stolen cars, everlasting love, and not just SCIENCE!, but sexytime SCIENCE! Smart vaginas? Penis bones? Oh yeah, you know you want to learn about that. So get out of bed, sleepyhead, and pour yourself a cuppa, because do we ever have...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Friday, September 19, 2014
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Ho ho, Cliven Bundy, you fat sack of mooching crap! What shenanigans are you and your family of freedom-loving cutlery enthusiasts getting up to now? Applying for jobs as lecturers in African-American Studies at schools in wingnut-heavy districts? Threatening...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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Hi, San Francisco and eleventeen surrounding counties, what are you doing right now? You are counting down the minutes until it is Drinky Thing O’Clock TONIGHT, aren’t you? Yes, yes you ARE. Because that is happening tonight, at 6 p.m.-ish or so,...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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Sean Hannity has some intriguing ideas about the world, but we’re pretty sure we don’t wish to subscribe to his newsletter. If it’s possible for him to go even more off the rails, this was the week that it happened....
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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Sure, slavery might have had its downsides, but CNN anchor Don Lemon is pretty sure there’s at least one valuable lesson to be learned: how to effectively discipline your slaves children to instill the appropriate amount of terror so they’ll know...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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Would someone in Washington — preferably a senator, but a high-ranking House member would be OK — PLEASE get caught doing consensual sexxytime with someone who isn’t their spouse, preferably in the middle of K Street? We have had just about as...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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Stern schoolmarm Thom Tillis – who would very much like to be your next senator, North Carolina, please and thank you – had a chance a few years ago to be a decent and generous human being on the issue of our country’s terrible history of race...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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Jon Stewart went after the NFL’s spate of domestic abuse scandals Wednesday, reviewing the league’s initially lax treatment of Ray Rice and Greg Hardy, followed by indefinite suspensions — but only after public outrage at the mild penalties. “It’s...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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Whenever we have another awful natural disaster that wreaks havoc on America and kills folks, Bible-humpers will have a ready excuse on hand. Climate change? Hahaha, don’t be naive, you moron....
From: Wonkette | By: DDM | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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Image Credit: NASA, ESA, STScI-RCC14-41a We have SCIENCE! that is so cool, we’re going to start with that today. (Look up. Look at the science. Isn’t it pretty?) We also have a Very Interesting Theory, a super absurd conspiracy theory, the future...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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Good god, y’all, we know how sick you are of all the disgusting horrible woman abusers in the National Football League, so for a break, here’s a story about a disgusting horrible woman abuser in the NCAA. Not just any old college f’ball player,...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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Happy Constitution Day, U.S. Wonkers of America and such as! On this day in 1987, we celebrated the 200th anniversary of the signing of the Constitution of the United States. Yr Doktor Zoom distinctly remembers how none of the students in his freshman...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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For a guy who “never intended to harm his son and deeply regrets the unintentional injury,” Minnesota Vikings sportsball player guy Adrian Peterson sure has some poor dumb unintentional luck. It seems beating up his various four-year-old sons and...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Thank god, a Maureen Dowd column has finally resulted in something good for the world. After she chowed down on a pot candy bar and got super-hiiiiiiigh — very unpleasantly so — the legal marijuana industry in Colorado has referenced her “bad trip”...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Scott Walker, locked in a tight race for his second term as governor of Wisconsin, wants his constituents to know he’s committed to their conservative Midwestern values. It’s all right there in his campaign’s new manifesto, “Continuing Wisconsin’s...
From: Wonkette | By: Beth Ethier | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Additional details keep oozing to the surface about the Great Big Palin Family Brawl of Sept. 6 (aka the Rumble on the Tundra, aka Another Saturday Night With The Wasillabillies). In the newest wrinkle, Roberta Thompson — wife of Eric Thompson, the...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Jon Stewart had some fun with the seemingly eternal pre-campaign campaign season Tuesday, as Hillary Clinton flew to Iowa so she could once again announce that she may soon have an announcement to make about running for president. And now that she’s...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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By Mike Morbeck [CC-BY-SA-2.0], via Wikimedia CommonsIt’s sarcasm-funny how only two days ago, the Minnesota Vikings announced that while “we take very seriously any matter that involves the welfare of a child,” there was no reason running back...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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We got us some teevee news, some how-we-can-save-the-planet-for-free-with-SCIENCE! news, all kinds of feminism up in here (#RIPpatriarchy) … plus bacon. Our little sister site Happy Nice Time People talks about chicks in the teevee bidness:...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Used to be there was a law that U.S. Americans of America had to obey the law, but thanks to the Supreme Court and its super screwed decision in Burwell v. Hobby Lobby — yes, still mad about that; yes, gonna have children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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