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Mike Huckabee, apparently still feeling the effects of that deep hit he took from the Trump Pipe last week, is saying some more insane shit. Not only is the Iran nuclear deal the Holocaust, now he’s hinting that, as president (HAH!) he’d maybe consider using...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, August 3, 2015
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Greetings and salutations, readers! It’s time once again for the Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly dose of magical cure-all tonic to detox all the normal shit right out of your system. We have a bulletin bursting with bullshit this week, so let’s dive...
From: Wonkette | By: Fare la Volpe | Saturday, August 1, 2015
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Hey you. Yes, you, dummy, standing there in the dairy section of your local Kwik Food Stuffs-R-Us-N-Go, about to put a package of Kraft Singles into your shopping cart. Don’t do that. Seriously, why would you do that? Because you like cheese? No you...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, August 3, 2015
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Get out your Teacher Of The Year ballots, we have a nominee to present! Meet Michelle Meyer, who teaches at a public school, Forest Park Elementary in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Her ass is getting sued by the ACLU, and here is why. One day, during recess,...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Monday, August 3, 2015
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“In Texas,” says Canadian-born Cuban Ted Cruz, “we cook bacon a little differently than most folks.” How’s that, you’re not even wondering, but he’s gonna show you anyway. See, while other Americans might cook bacon the lazy way — on...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, August 3, 2015
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Hey Wonk liberals, let’s listen to the NPR together while we drink our vegan kale lattes, shall we? Ooh, here is an NPR radio program about the Boy Scouts organization ending its ban on openly gay scout leaders. Is there a Mormon dad very upset about...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Monday, August 3, 2015
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New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is a raging dick — but that’s not a bug, it’s a feature. It’s his brand, and he’s damn proud of it, and he’s never going to change, eff you, buddy. His pitch to voters is: “It’s time to start offending people.”...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, August 3, 2015
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. Perpetual rage machine and Fox News contributor Erick Erickson is really, really mad that Planned Parenthood is getting rich off trafficking in murdered baby parts (which it isn’t, but shut up, he knows it is). Not only is he demanding a government...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, August 3, 2015
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Remember how excited we all got in July, when we found out that gay-hating asshole Texas A.G. Ken Paxton might be a great big crimer and get indicted and have to go to jail and sell his white collar butthole to other white collar inmates for cigarettes...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Monday, August 3, 2015
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Sen. Tom Cotton of Arkansas is a No Pants, Grade-A Twat-sicle, and the White House knows it. He THINKS he went to Vienna and did a top secret investigation to uncover all kinds of shady side deals Obama did with Iran, like maybe he promised the Iranians...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Monday, August 3, 2015
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The greatest jobs president God ever created is doing a fantastic job of creating jobs in America, even before he’s president. Donald Trump’s hotels and resorts have been especially good at creating jobs for foreign workers, according to an investigation...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, August 3, 2015
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This weekend Charles and David Koch (family motto: We’ve got all the money so shut up) gathered 450 of their closest and wealthiest friends for their annual political confab and power orgy. The good news: For the first time, journalists were allowed...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Monday, August 3, 2015
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So remember how President Obama planned to spend his summer vacation trying to save the world? Done and done, apparently. Why the president is still convinced we need some sort of “plan” to deal with our impending doom is utterly beyond us. We all...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, August 3, 2015
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Hey Wonkers! It is Sunday, and whew, what a week we had! Your Wonkette got lost (broken because bad server was bad), but then was found (fixed with a shiny new server!), was blind but now it sees! And you all made that possible! If you have not had a...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Sunday, August 2, 2015
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Funny how it all works out: Even during a week when our little mommyblog, recipe hub, and ugly vile little snark mob was brought low by server issues for a day and then some, we had an astonishing number of deleted comments, mostly thanks to 1) an idiot...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Sunday, August 2, 2015
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We were worried for a moment there that after last week’s absolute and undeniable perfection, Yr Florida Roundup would have nowhere to go but down. And this turned out to be true, sorry. But we do have this wonderful picture of our dear pre-zombie...
From: Wonkette | By: Florida Correspondent | Sunday, August 2, 2015
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Happy Saturday, nerdlings! We have all sorts of geeky goodies for you today, so warm up your Oscillation Overthrusters, make sure you have enough gigawatts for your flux capacitors, and have another cup of coffee. Also, you may as well give up on any...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Saturday, August 1, 2015
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This is the final installment of The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, presented by Fartknocker, a series made possible by a generous grant from Fartknocker. Relive all your favorite Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report moments at the Sarah Palin Fartknocker...
From: Wonkette | By: Dan Weber | Saturday, August 1, 2015
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There is a terrible and wonderful thing about Facebook: Its security settings are supposed to give you lots of control over your account, but you have to be careful, especially if you’re running a group, about who you give administrator access to....
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Saturday, August 1, 2015
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