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Update/followup: See end of post for a chance to do some good, or at least try to. After a week off, John Oliver is back in crusading investigative comedy mode again, as Last Week Tonight brings us this story on the paperwork nightmare faced by Iraqis...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, October 20, 2014
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By Twp [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons We sure do love us some Sen. Elizabeth Warren because ALL the reasons. She is always yelling at the too-big-to-fail banks and the sleazy credit card industry...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, October 20, 2014
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Remember when Jesus said all that stuff about queers putting their wangers in their butts and how you can’t make a butt baby? We don’t either, but some hobo convicted stalker “street preacher” who is the dad of those sexy Aryan Bigot Twins sure...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Monday, October 20, 2014
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When a convicted “pro-life” terrorist who shot an abortion doctor to death, in his own church — for the unborned babies, and for Jesus! — threatens to do it again, you should probably take him seriously. Scott Roeder, who murdered Dr. George...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, October 20, 2014
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Now that the first group of people to be exposed to Thomas Eric Duncan — including his fiancée and other members of his family in Dallas — have made it through their 21-day quarantine period without developing the disease themselves, you might think...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, October 20, 2014
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Nobody could have seen this coming. The second Idaho got marriage equality, the crazed liberals who rule that state started oppressing supporters of traditional marriage right and left. Just look at this screaming headline from Tucker Carlson’s Internet...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, October 20, 2014
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Russia. How “serious” is it? Medical experts still don’t know, but President Obama thinks it may be as dangerous as a hemorrhagic fever that causes traumatic diarrhea, usually followed by death. For some obscure reason, this honey-dipped flattery...
From: Wonkette | By: Riley Waggaman | Monday, October 20, 2014
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Now is the time when millennials and their mothers squee for a piping hot Pumpkin Spice Latte. What is this about? Pumpkin Spice Lattes are hot things people drink in October. It provokes ridiculous smiles and smells like pie. Millions of people have...
From: Wonkette | By: Mojopo | Saturday, October 18, 2014
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Important news from the “I know Obama’s an obstructionist, what am I?” front. Missouri Sen. Roy Blunt explained on Meet the Press Sunday why America doesn’t have a Surgeon General during this here Ebola outbarack: turns out that it doesn’t...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, October 20, 2014
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Greetings, American stooge monkeys! It is I, your great friend President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, once again here to speak to you on the Wonkette! Now that you have correspondent in our Motherland, is only fair that Vladimir respond. Not to worry,...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Monday, October 20, 2014
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From Charlie Pierce, the feel-good political story of the day: There’s this guy running for the 6th Congressional district in Massachusetts, Seth Moulton, who made it onto the radar of Boston Globe reporter Walter Robinson because while Moulton is...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, October 20, 2014
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Journalists! They are always trying to smear their journa-poo on every last good thing, like Keene, New Hampshire’s, Pumpkin Fest, or Sarah Palin! Here we have one “Jared” “Goodell,” who’d broadcast live from the Pumpkin Fest for eight hours,...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Monday, October 20, 2014
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Now that he’s running for Senate in New Hampshire, former Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown is totally A Guy From New Hampshire who would never miss the New Hampshirest of all possible events, the Pumpkin Festival in Keene. Even though this folksy college...
From: Wonkette | By: Beth Ethier | Monday, October 20, 2014
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From Slate, a pretty cool new feature that we’re going to try to keep up with: They’ve taken the simple idea of Studs Terkel’s outstanding oral history book Working: People Talk About What They Do All Day and How They Feel About What They Do —...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Sunday, October 19, 2014
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We have come to understand that the weekend is an important time for some of you Wonkers with “jerbs” to “catch up” on the Wonkettey goodness that you may have missed during the previous week, possibly because instead of just clicking on Wonkette...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Sunday, October 19, 2014
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It’s October, and in just a couple weeks, a depressingly small percentage of Americans will vote for a new Congress. Sarah Palin’s out on the campaign trail, makin’ darned sure that the whitest and rightest midterm voters pull the lever for the...
From: Wonkette | By: Dan Weber | Sunday, October 19, 2014
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Welcome to part 2 of our exploration of Apostate: The Men Who Destroyed the Christian West, by Colorado radio preacher Kevin Swanson, whose goal in this book is to explain just how Western Civilization was destroyed by just about everything that we commonly...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Sunday, October 19, 2014
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It’s time for our weekly mucking-out of the ol’ comments queue — a chore that we manage to be more diligent about than we are when it comes to changing the water in our betta fish’s tank. Sorry about that, Flushy, but the slime is just a lot...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Saturday, October 18, 2014
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Oh, sure, we’ve called several ads weird, or even the weirdest. We thought maybe we’d seen all the weird that could be seen when Minneapolis mayoral candidate Jeff Wagner walked out of a lake holding a coffee cup last year, but this thing we are...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Saturday, October 18, 2014
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Remember the infuriating story about Madelynn Lee Taylor, the Navy veteran who wanted to reserve a spot in the Idaho Veterans Cemetery for her ashes, to be interred with the ashes of her late wife, Jean Mixner? The two had been together since 1995, and...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Saturday, October 18, 2014
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Time now to turn to our nation’s vaunted editorial pages for the smartest, hottest takes on President Obola’s response to this deadly plague that has so far sickened exactly two of our nation’s 330 million citizens. BURN THE BODIES! STOP THE FLIGHTS!...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Saturday, October 18, 2014
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