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Guys! GUYS! ARE YOU SO ANGRY AT YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS WHO ONLY AGREE WITH YOU ON 95 PERCENT OF THE THINGS? ARE YOU READY TO TELL EVERYBODY THEY ARE CROOKS FOR LIKING THAT WHORALLY CLINTON? Can you not wait to spit bile at those idiots who think...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Friday, February 12, 2016
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In 2015, The Supreme Court forced all Americans to do gay to each other’s butts within the bonds of holy homosexual matrimony, and the transgenders started invading all the Good Christian Potties and peeping on the ladies applying their Maybelline...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, February 11, 2016
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ALL HAIL WONKETTE BABY! You already know that, because you “all hail” her all the time. But if you were doing your normal routine Tuesday, which is obsessively staring at the respective Twitter feeds of Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, just to...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Wednesday, February 10, 2016
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The birds are chirping and the salmons are sexing (somewhere probably) and love is in the air! That’s because Sunday is Valentine’s Day, and OK yeah we get it, the holiday is total BS, a thing foisted on those who happen to be in love (or obligated...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, February 12, 2016
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The Ted Cruz campaign dropped yet another of its efforts to coopt and taint all of American popular culture Friday, this time with an anti-Hillary Clinton ad ripping off a scene from Mike Judge’s Office Space, even accompanied by a parody of Geto Boys’...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, February 12, 2016
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BREAKING NEWS, Jeb Bush opened his mouth and his dick came out and then he stepped on it: “I was commander-in-chief of the National Guard. I visited Iraq and Afghanistan. The National Guard in Florida took the responsibility of running Abu Ghraib prison....
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, February 12, 2016
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Ted Cruz’s campaign accidentally went and hired a softcore porn performer for a recent ad touting his super-conservative values, even though the actress, Amy Lindsay, describes herself as a conservative Christian and a Republican. After it became aware...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, February 12, 2016
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It was supposed to be eight hours from our Pennsylvania rest stop to Nashua, New Hampshire. But 13 hours later, we were still driving, looping around looking for a freeway that wouldn’t lop the top off our Wonkebago. We had planned … poorly, and...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Friday, February 12, 2016
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In between desperately begging for money and plugging its report on the ancient art of Albanian Weevil Calligraphy, PBS took some time out of its busy debate schedule Thursday night to ask both candidates the question Democratic primary voters surely...
From: Wonkette | By: C.A. Pinkham | Friday, February 12, 2016
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Oh, to have the utter confidence of Ben Carson. This is a confidence that surpasseth understanding. It is a confidence completely unrelated to any external indicators. In short, it is a confidence completely divorced from reality. You may remember that...
From: Wonkette | By: snipy | Friday, February 12, 2016
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You might not think of Michigan as being in the running for finding the gays the ickiest, but it’s right up there with somewhere like West Virginia or Oklahoma or Kentucky. Thinking about the gays just makes the Michigan state Senate want to get down...
From: Wonkette | By: C.A. Pinkham | Friday, February 12, 2016
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Allo allo allo! New York City we are in you, and Manhattan can go fuck itself! Meet us and the Official Wonkette Baby (star of stage and screen) at Bohemian Beer Garden in Astoria, Queens, Saturday let us say from 3:30 to 7! Since it is a beer hall,...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Friday, February 12, 2016
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Oh hey Wonkers, did you watch Thursday night’s Big Exciting Democratic Debate? Well see ya wouldn’t wanna be ya if you didn’t! It was more of the same we’ve come to expect from those two crazy kids, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders. But there...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, February 12, 2016
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Ted Cruz has one of the creepiest faces of any human ever to anchor baby hisself into America. It’s that special combination of how he doesn’t know how to genuinely smile — he constantly sports the expression of a person who KNOWS he’s smarter...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, February 12, 2016
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John Ellis J.E.B. Jeb Bush was squirted out of his mama’s beautiful mind on this day, but in the last century, some 63 or so years ago, somewhere in the middle of a Texas oil field, probably. While his parents, Bar and Poppy, had hoped he’d be smarter...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, February 11, 2016
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Red Lobster is having a very giggity week right now, what with the shoutout it just got from Queen Beyoncé Who Slays, in her stunning new single “Formation,” which she released as a surprise on Saturday, the way she likes to do. If you live in...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, February 11, 2016
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Marco Rubio is not very good at running for president. His impressive third-place win (that was sarcasm, by the way) in Iowa gave him the momentum to sweep fifth place in New Hampshire (more sarcasm), just behind Jeb “World’s Saddest Loser” Bush,...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, February 11, 2016
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Almost every time we write about the multiple bureaucratic and political failures that led to the poisoning of Flint, Michigan’s water supply with incredible amounts of lead, we pour ourselves a nice cold glass of clean water from our Brita water pitcher...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, February 11, 2016
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Look, being shot to death by police doesn’t get you off the hook when it comes to paying your medical bills. At least according to the City of Cleveland, which filed a notice with the probate court Wednesday, demanding that the estate of Tamir Rice, the...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Thursday, February 11, 2016
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Big news from the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon Wednesday night. While most of the armed militia squatters are already rotting in jail as political prisoners, the FBI decided it was sick of waiting for the remaining four to surrender already,...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, February 11, 2016
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If you are a Republican lawmaker in these US-es of America, you are absolutely certain that somewhere, a bunch of people are lazying around on their fat asses using their free Obamaphones to order ‘spensive lobster from Amazon Prime, and then sexting...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, February 11, 2016
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Oh look it’s time to do another Democratic debate because might as well. The New Hampshire primary is over, and now Hillary and Bernie are heading to Nevada and then South Carolina, and who’s winning? DEMOCRACY IS WINNING. As usual, you have questions...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, February 11, 2016
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Remember when New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was going to bully his way to the White House with his stellar platform, “It’s time to start offending people”? Boy did that get shut down faster than you can say “George Washington Bridge”: Chris...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Wednesday, February 10, 2016
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Sure, Carly Fiorina is a total loser who stinks of epic FAIL, but she’s not about to take her bitter vagina and go home just yet. After getting just a skosh above nothing percent in the New Hampshire primary on Tuesday, her campaign insisted she...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Wednesday, February 10, 2016
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Here is Jeb Bush on Tuesday night, thanking the voters for his stunning victory in New Hampshire: We need — we need a president with a steady hand, with a proven record. Who has a servant’s heart. Who doesn’t believe it’s all about him. That’s...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Wednesday, February 10, 2016
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Normally, the most offensive thing associated with Denny’s is literally any menu item served at Denny’s, but this is an auspicious occasion. See, on Feb. 5, Denny’s settled a lawsuit over one location’s attempt to make two African-American customers...
From: Wonkette | By: C.A. Pinkham | Wednesday, February 10, 2016
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Hey, Boston! Come meet, eat, and greet with Yr Wonkette, the Official Wonkette Babby, and also Shy! Today, from 4:30-7:30, at the Whiskey Priest! Yes, it is way down south, where RV parking grows on trees!
From: Wonkette | By: Shypixel | Wednesday, February 10, 2016
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Time for an Official Wonkette update on a story we brought you weeks back, about Wheaton College political science professor Larycia Hawkins, and her nasty proclivity for acting like Muslims are not only human beings, but also people who worship the...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Wednesday, February 10, 2016
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Remember a couple years back, when we got BANNED by REDDIT (/r/politics) for the crime of inserting a speculum into their vagina? Those were fun good times! I was all hey we are not crime? And they said no, you are satire, just like those idiots who...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Wednesday, February 10, 2016
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Donald Trump finally redeemed himself after his humiliating weak-baby L-O-S-E-R loser defeat in corn mazes of Iowa last week, by winning the holy OMG hot dayum bejesus out of the New Hampshire primary Tuesday night. He whoop-assed the eleventeen other...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Wednesday, February 10, 2016
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Big news out of New Hampshire, like they rarely say! With 92 percent (and updating!) of precincts reporting, Bernie Sanders beat Hillary Clinton in the New Hampshire primary by a 60-38 margin to become America’s first Jewish president of the New Hampshitters...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Wednesday, February 10, 2016
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