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Snotnosed Millennial brat thinks "Dr." Keith Ablow is not even the boss of him, whatever.
From: Wonkette | By: Dominic Gwinn | Friday, May 27, 2016
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Hey look, a whole new level of doxxing!
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, May 26, 2016
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Donald Trump just loves coal and oil, they're just tremendous and terrific. YOOOGE.
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, May 27, 2016
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Barack Obama is wrapping up his gnarly Vietnamese vacation. Wish we were there!
From: Wonkette | By: Dominic Gwinn | Thursday, May 26, 2016
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We tackle an experiment in metamodern journalism about Bernie Sanders, and add some much needed Star Wars jokes.
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, May 26, 2016
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Some thought coal magnate Robert Murray of corporate beheamoth Murray Energy broke the law when he made his people attend a 2012 Mitt Romney rally on a fucking Sunday in August when there was definitely nothing better these miners could be doing than...
From: Wonkette | By: Matt Carpenter | Saturday, May 28, 2016
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Life is so hard when you are a jailed member of the Bundy criminal syndicate family! Our top post this week, because this is your weekly top ten thingamahoozit post (on a holiday weekend!), is by far the thing about poor Ryan and Ammon Bundy, and how...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Saturday, May 28, 2016
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Was it to keep her quiet about how he murdered Vince Foster? We are just asking questions here.
From: Wonkette | By: Robyn Pennacchia | Friday, May 27, 2016
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Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore is sick and tired of people misunderstanding her important thoughts about the need to shoot federal agents who aren’t really cops. A while back, she did a teevee interview in which she said it’s perfectly OK to...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, May 27, 2016
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Walmart doesn't have the stones to say where boys without stones or girls with them should drop their kids off at the pool.
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, May 27, 2016
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Barack Obama's speech in Hiroshima was so good we forgot to be all smartassed about it.
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, May 27, 2016
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Remember the good old days when you could just insult whomever you wanted, and then they would kill you in a duel?
From: Wonkette | By: Robyn Pennacchia | Friday, May 27, 2016
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Don't you want to meet Wonkette's Evan Hurst, the gay one with the filthy mouth?
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Friday, May 27, 2016
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Texas Republican Congresshick Louie Gohmert has some thoughts to share about gays, outer space, Matt Damon, and traditional het’rosexual romance!
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, May 27, 2016
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Awwww, true love!
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, May 27, 2016
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Why won't the liberal media validate Bill O'Reilly's racism?
From: Wonkette | By: Robyn Pennacchia | Friday, May 27, 2016
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Ohio lawmakers passed a nifty bill that will put the cost of extending voting hours in an emergency where it belongs: On the voters requesting extended hours from a judge. Voting isn't free, after all.
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, May 27, 2016
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Gather round, ye Wonkers, for we have another TKO smackdown to share with you! It is U.S. Congresslady Zoe Lofgren, Democrat of California, and she’s had it up to here with a lady named Gail Heriot from the United States Commission on Civil Rights,...
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Friday, May 27, 2016
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For real, the rent is TOO DAMN HIGH.
From: Wonkette | By: Robyn Pennacchia | Thursday, May 26, 2016
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Donald Trump's "liaison on Christian policy," Frank Amedia, is a powerful man of God who does faith healings on TV (offscreen, at least), and kept the 2011 jJapanese tsunami from hurting anyone. In Hawaii.
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, May 26, 2016
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Maybe Kenyan Muslim Marxist Gay Obama wants to live 1,096 feet from a mosque so he can hop, skip and jump to prayers WITH HIS PEOPLE!
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, May 26, 2016
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Donald Trump's new consigliere Paul Manafort guarantees there's no way Trump would consider a woman or a minority for vice president, because he only wants qualified people and doesn't pander to anyone but white males.
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, May 26, 2016
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Just one more thing on which insane rage monkey Michelle Malkin and poised, calm, lovely and boob-positive Wonkette part ways.
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, May 26, 2016
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Donald Trump: as good at charity as he is at everything else in life. Bernie Sanders: doing this why, exactly?
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, May 26, 2016
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Bill Clinton had been told by his wife in no uncertain terms that he was done yelling at black people. Why didn’t he go to Santa Fe, and make some new friends there? Santa Fe’s a great little town, full of old hippies. He would have a good time,...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Thursday, May 26, 2016
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Because shackling a child in a basement is fine, and letting trans people pee is just horrifying!
From: Wonkette | By: Robyn Pennacchia | Thursday, May 26, 2016
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Oh look, a whole posse of bigot states are joining together to say 'EW TRANS PEOPLE'!
From: Wonkette | By: Evan Hurst | Thursday, May 26, 2016
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