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After dropping days of just-kidding hints and sending the media into a third-degree frenzy Monday, the grand jury deciding the fate of Ferguson, Missouri, police officer Darren Wilson finally reached its decision. St. Louis County Prosecuting Attorney...
From: Wonkette | By: Beth Ethier | Tuesday, November 25, 2014
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Sure, in old-timey days the women did all the housework and the childcare and the cooking and the shopping and the every other damned thing including the wiping of their husbands’ precious bottoms, but ever since the feminists killed patriarchy —...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, November 24, 2014
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If you’re a struggling “creative” type who thinks a little charity from the interwebs is all you need to achieve success, think again. All you really need is the proper motivation. And now there’s a new tool to do just that:...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Tuesday, November 25, 2014
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As a lovely holiday gift for the president (not a Christmas gift; he doesn’t get one), the geniuses at Dead Breitbart’s Home For Creative Assholery have floated a doozy of an idea — though only time will tell whether it’s a floater or a sinker....
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, November 25, 2014
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We at your Recipe Hub are monsters who like to play in butter all day, but the payout is being able to share our meals. Few things make me happier than putting food inside of people, especially because they are hungry and even more so because they need...
From: Wonkette | By: Mojopo | Tuesday, November 25, 2014
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Photo by Anne Cusack / Los Angeles Times Here’s a nice change: A story of what happens when the court system gets it right — belatedly, yes, but on a day like this, we’re about one post away from just saying screw it and posting adorable kitten...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, November 25, 2014
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Just a quick question for Todd Starnes and Bill O’Reilly: Would this photo be better or worse if the sign said “Merry Christmas”? Our guess: If Fox News does mention this sign, one of the resident Professionally Oppressed Christians will argue...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, November 25, 2014
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Guys, we are trying so hard not to be All Ferguson All the Time, but then, dammit, along comes Ted Nugent and posts this idiocy to his Faceplace: Here’s the lessons from Ferguson America- Don’t let your kids growup to be thugs who think they can...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, November 25, 2014
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Photo by Gage Skidmore Donald Trump is a YOOOGE expert on many things — in fact, all the things — but one of all the things about which he knows more than anyone else is how President Obama turned our post-racial United States of Color-blind America...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Tuesday, November 25, 2014
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You remember Marissa Alexander, right? She was the Florida woman who fired warning shots at her abusive husband (and missed) during a domestic dispute and got 20 years for it. Fortunately, she got a new trial, and on Monday, justice was finally served....
From: Wonkette | By: Dan Weber | Tuesday, November 25, 2014
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After months of no information at all, and a grand jury process where the prosecuting attorney put on the best possible defense of Ferguson Police Officer Darren Wilson, we finally got a document dump of all the testimony presented to the grand jury...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, November 25, 2014
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Come on in, we are having some cute lil yeast rolls. Don’t you want to start mowing down some warm yeast rolls? Who doesn’t! People from all walks of life love yeast rolls, probably even abnormal people with borderline personality disorders. Pets...
From: Wonkette | By: Mojopo | Tuesday, November 25, 2014
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Republicans aren’t too keen on putting women in charge. In the US House of Representatives, men will chair 20 of 21 committees next year. Assignments aren’t finalized for the new GOP leadership in the US Senate, but Lisa Murkowski appears to be the...
From: Wonkette | By: David S. Bernstein | Tuesday, November 25, 2014
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Remember when we told you about one Ira Dennis Hawver Esquire JD, who appeared before the Kansas Supreme Court dressed up as Thomas Jefferson? And no, he wasn’t kidding. He was there to beg the court not to disbar him for being a terrible, awful THE...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Tuesday, November 25, 2014
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We had a little caption contest last week, and we went and prepped the winners to run this afternoon, but it almost seems like you’re all… distracted, for some reason. Can’t imagine why! But since we have it, we will run it, because for godssake...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, November 24, 2014
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The House Intelligence Committee’s report on BENGHAAAAAZI!!!1! continues to disappoint all the conservatives who are still absolutely positively 100 percent convinced that the Prophet Sheikh Obama (peace be upon him) should be impeached and perhaps...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Monday, November 24, 2014
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Wingnut San Antonio pastor John Hagee, who memorably explained that the Holocaust was God’s gift to the Jews so they could return to Israel, told the Zionist Organization of America Sunday that Barack Obama is anti-Semitic because he is too friendly...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, November 24, 2014
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Image by David Dees You may recall that back in September, we told you about some of the fascinating textbooks being written to conform to Texas’s cool new history standards, which the conservative Fordham Institute called “a confusing, unteachable...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, November 24, 2014
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With the annual Harvest Feast nearly upon us, when we give thanks for all our blessings, especially the Second Amendment, which makes all other blessings possible, let’s take a quick look at how America’s Responsible Gun Owners are keeping themselves...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, November 24, 2014
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It’s that time of year again when the the magnanimous folks at Walmart ask the company’s hard-working employees to dig deep into their low-wage pockets to give, give, give to each other, on account of how hard-working employees of Walmart can’t...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, November 24, 2014
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Just after we proclaimed him our favorite new wingnut and looked forward to a 2015 full of brilliantly idiotic quotes and policy positions, Nevada state assemblyman Ira Hansen has announced that he will not become Speaker of the Nevada House of Representatives...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, November 24, 2014
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Here’s an American-style vegetable dish for your Thanksgiving pre-feast noshing. It’s celery! Stuffed with cream cheese*, mostly. This Thanksgiving classic goes great with cocktails, so keep the recipe in mind next time you throw a party. Also,...
From: Wonkette | By: Fitzgerald Chesterfield | Monday, November 24, 2014
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As Ferguson, Missouri, braces for the grand jury’s decision on whether to charge Officer Darren Wilson with killing teenager Michael Brown, some loser ex-mayor who suffers from severe delusions about his own relevance (a condition apparently also suffered...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, November 24, 2014
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Rachel Maddow gets the feeling that this executive action on immigration isn’t going to be quite the disaster for Barack Obama that a lot of Republicans have been insisting it must. For all the bluster, impeachment is a no-go (even if the House votes...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, November 24, 2014
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It seems President Obama has learned at least one valuable lesson from the devastating mandate delivered by the minority of the American people who bothered voting on Election Day: can the Republican....
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, November 24, 2014
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If it’s Sunday, this must be Christianists! Time to get all literary again, as we learn how Nathaniel Hawthorne is personally responsible for destroying Christianity in America, at least according to homeschooling advocate and radio preacher Kevin...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Sunday, November 23, 2014
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On this week’s installment of The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, presented by Fartknocker, Governor Quitterpants looks right into the camera and argues with herself for six minutes. Democracy is good, Palin says, and since the Republicans won in 2014,...
From: Wonkette | By: Dan Weber | Sunday, November 23, 2014
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