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The Values Voter Summit happens every fall at the Omni Shoreham Hotel, the premier venue for conservative conventions in Washington, DC. (For those of you keeping score, it goes Omni, Grand Hyatt, Mayflower. We do not attend conventions at sub-Mayflower...
From: Wonkette | By: Beth Ethier | Sunday, September 28, 2014
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Oh hi, Ohio, were you getting ready to start early voting tomorrow? Yeah, you can go ahead and cancel those plans. The Supreme Court decided — in a SHOCKING! 5-4 split, and you will probably never be able to guess who voted how* — that’s on hold...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, September 29, 2014
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Scott Brown, topless truck-driving Everyman who’s trying to unseat Democratic Sen. Jeanne Shaheen because she’s not as “virtually” from New Hampshire as he is, knows all about women. He has a wife — who is a woman! — and also too some daughters,...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, September 29, 2014
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Now that he’s done in-depth comedy reports on nuclear weapons and student debt, we’re no longer surprised when John Oliver uses deadly serious subject matter. It can only be a matter of time before he gets to Ebola at this rate. But this week, Last...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, September 29, 2014
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Smug twat-waffle Kevin D. Williamson of the Jim Crow Picayune – oh sorry, we meant the National Review – set off a firestorm on Twitter this weekend. It seems the current occupant of NR’s William F. Buckley Chair for High-Falutin’ Sneering Brahmin...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Monday, September 29, 2014
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Sometime today Julia Pierson, the director of the Secret Service, will sit at a witness table in front of the House Oversight Committee and its chairman, the always execrable Rep. Darrell Issa, and try to answer a few questions. Such as, what the fuck...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Tuesday, September 30, 2014
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Remember way back at the beginning of the Brand New War, last week, when Greg Gutfield and Eric Bolling had a great big larff over the fact that a lady flew a fighter jet for the United Arab Emirates? Gutfield said that after the lady fighter pilot dropped...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, September 30, 2014
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We’ve got a treat for you today, Wonkers — a visit to the Wonderful World of Ayn Rand, via John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight, in which the question must be asked: “Ayn Rand: How is she still a thing?”...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Tuesday, September 30, 2014
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It’s been 30 years since the Coen brothers released their first film, Blood Simple, so Christopher Orr at The Atlantic is re-watching and re-remebering all of them. And that’s cool, man, that’s cool. We’d even agree with him that this could easily...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Tuesday, September 30, 2014
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It’s been a little while since we’ve checked in on the escapades of Completely Innocent Teen-Killer George Zimmerman, at least not since he got fired from his pretend duties as a night watchman at a gun shop that hadn’t invited him to watch it...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, September 29, 2014
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Oh Ted Cruz, you greasy-haired cock tease. Quit with the foreplay and just tell us if you’re running for president or not. We can’t take months and months of these sorts of tweeted hints. First we get this....
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Monday, September 29, 2014
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Donald Trump has never been wrong about anything, as you know, and if he has, well, it’s not his fault. It’s because he was fraudulently entrapped by some evil mastermind on Twitter (probably Obama, who’s still bitter that Trump exposed his birth...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, September 29, 2014
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On Friday, we brought you the story of a horrific murder committed in Moore, Oklahoma. Alton Nolen, a man who was fired from his job at a produce processing plant, killed one woman and injured a second, and now the wingnuttosphere is in a tizzy about...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, September 29, 2014
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From Dan Savage (who is apparently too good to drink with us in Seattle — more on that soon), comes this disturbing video of people who are using their affinity for swinging to spread the Word of the Lord. It comes from something called Barcroft Media,...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, September 29, 2014
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Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com   Now that The Terrorists are arriving in droves to invade America’s sandwich shops and do 9/11 to us, with “ebola” and “ricin” — but with even more 9 and more 11 — you are probably staying up...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, September 29, 2014
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Let’s meet Illinois state Rep. Mike Bost, who’s hoping to unseat freshman congressman William Enyart in the 12th district. Bost’s campaign slogan is “Passionate Leadership for Southern Illinois,” which is his attempt to turn his status as a...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Monday, September 29, 2014
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Unto the child of Billary, a child was born. And the New York Post was ON IT, as only the Post can be: Bill and Hillary Clinton welcomed a brand new Democrat into the fold on Saturday — by sharing the first pictures of their only grandchild....
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Monday, September 29, 2014
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This week’s installment of The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, Presented By Fartknocker is a little light on content, mostly because the Sarah Palin Channel is a little light on content — 80 percent of last week’s posts were just recycled clips...
From: Wonkette | By: Dan Weber | Sunday, September 28, 2014
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It’s the feast day of St. Vincent de Paul, a French priest whose legacy of charity and education continues today. He was born into a poor family, but his parents recognized his intellectual capabilities and sold some livestock to send him the priesting...
From: Wonkette | By: Fitzgerald Chesterfield | Saturday, September 27, 2014
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First lady Michelle Obama sure asks a lot of dumb questions. When she addressed the United Nations Global Education First Initiative earlier this week, for example, she was all, “Do we truly value women as equals, or do we see them as merely second-class...
From: Wonkette | By: Kaili Joy Gray | Saturday, September 27, 2014
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