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Corporations are people, my friend, as John Roberts has previously pointed out. Chief Justice Roberts thinks those corporations’ shareholders should be able to demand disclosure of corporations’ political expenditures, and he’s pretty sure that...
From: Wonkette | By: Dan Weber | Friday, April 18, 2014
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The bloodstone hearth glowed crimson and umber athwart the embers of the fire. Lady Hillarye Clynton regarded the beasts carved upon it: the savage bear, the diffident squirrel, the cowardly otter. Above them all, the rampant croissant, sigil of House...
From: Wonkette | By: Alex Ruthrauff | Friday, April 18, 2014
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Dok Zoom wrote a lovely remembrance of Gabriel Garcia Marquez, who passed away yesterday at the age of 87. Do you need to know how to cook and eat a tiny little baby lamb leg for Jesus, for Easter? We’ve got you covered. George R.R. Martin wrote a...
From: Wonkette | By: snipy | Friday, April 18, 2014
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As political satirical fun time bloggers, we applaud the new ease with which any candidate anywhere can make themselves a YouTube and spit out a campaign ad, because that really has been comedy gold for us over the past few years. Even the big folks...
From: Wonkette | By: snipy | Friday, April 18, 2014
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The Great Big Freedom to Never Pay Grazing Fees Revolution continues to bubble right along, although the Bureau of Land Management released Cliven Bundy’s cheerfully-trespassing cattle and has backed off from its plans to seize them. Still, there are...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, April 16, 2014
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As a gift to comedy, performance artist/Toronto Mayor Rob Ford announced Thursday night that he’s running for another term. “I’m running on my record and my record is second to none,” Ford said at the Toronto Congress Centre. “I’m the most...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, April 18, 2014
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The ol’ comment queue is in need of a good hosing-out, so let’s see what detritus is in there. Looks like our stories on the Cletus Cliven Bundy and the Big Cattle Freedom Uprising generated a lot of interest among new visitors to Yr Wonkette, to...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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Yesterday our Glorious Leader Barack Obama (peace be upon him) took to the White House press room for a briefing with the inchoate brain stems that masquerade as the national media. We didn’t watch this because we have some pride and self-respect (also,...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Friday, April 18, 2014
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We love Wendy Davis. You love Wendy Davis. We and you want to do very sexy things to Wendy Davis, even the straight chicks. Unfortunately, even saying that is the kind of thing the Wendy Davis for Governor campaign would send out an OUTRAGED PRESS RELEASE...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Friday, April 18, 2014
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Looks like Glenn Beck is having another of his mood swings, and has decided that everything is terrible, he’s tired of politics, and he just wants out. We feel ya, Glenn (not literally, oh no, heavens no). It can get to be a drag, especially when approached...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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Here at Wonk we’ve been a fan of Cheerios-pushing cereal maker General Mills, both because Cheerios are fucking great and because they love the gays. But we are not really into their latest thing, which is basically telling people that if they interact...
From: Wonkette | By: snipy | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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Here’s the latest rightwing freakout that doesn’t involve cows: Sharp-eyed observers noticed a couple of Soviet propaganda posters in the background of a photo of White House press secretary Jay Carney’s kitchen that ran in a fluff piece for Washingtonian...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, April 16, 2014
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Remember how we ignored the Pulitzers because American Airlines tweeted a picture of a lady with a plane in her vajayjay? Turns out the Center for Public Integrity won for a series on how the medical profession screws over black lung patients. Now ABC...
From: Wonkette | By: snipy | Wednesday, April 16, 2014
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Hey, kids, remember when the Wall Street Journal started using the charming phrase “lucky duckies” to refer to those high-living Poors who don’t pay any taxes at all, except for payroll taxes, sales taxes, Social Security tax, property tax added...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, April 16, 2014
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So, everybody was all Happy and Nice Timey about the New York Police Department ditching its “Demographics Unit,” a.k.a. Muslim surveillance unit, right? All it did was anger New York and New Jersey’s Muslim communities and screw with civil liberties,...
From: Wonkette | By: Major Major Major Major | Wednesday, April 16, 2014
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Just to confirm that small-town politics can be every bit as fierce and sleazy as anything in your big cities, the mayor of Latta, South Carolina, Earl Bullard (really!), fired the town’s police chief, Crystal Moore — who is also an out lesbian —...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, April 18, 2014
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As you can see, terrible no-goodnik and Friend of Wonkette Dan Savage is brutally attacking Christian Purity again, on the Twitters, by making fun of Professional Virgin Jill Duggar. Obviously, this makes him the biggest hypocrite ever, according to...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, April 18, 2014
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This post brought to you by the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair For Oil Spill Blogging And Insider Trading. Sometimes we reach the end of the week and it is so hard to decide who the biggest asshole of the past seven days might have been. Was it the “performance...
From: Wonkette | By: snipy | Friday, April 18, 2014
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The other day, we brought you the most serious scandal of the 2014 midterms so far: the revelation that in 2012, Al Franken held two small traffic cones to his chest as if they were boobies. After the story was broken by Dead Breitbart’s Internet Home...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Friday, April 18, 2014
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How much do you hate fake news sites like National Report, which serves only to get the gullible to recirculate poorly written “satire” as truth? All of the hate, right? This week, another of those sites, News Nerd, trotted out a story about Patti...
From: Wonkette | By: snipy | Friday, April 18, 2014
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You guys, there is some serious UN-AMERICAN activity happening, and we bet you don’t know about it! According to Allen West on Fox & Friends, there is a secret Muslim plot in America to… wait for it… become politically organized in order to...
From: Wonkette | By: DDM | Friday, April 18, 2014
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Remember last year when it was getting to be close to Easter and the pope washed some feet of Muslim girls instead of good old Christian males, like god intended, and the Rick Santorum wing of the Catholic Church threw a temper tantrum about how Jesus...
From: Wonkette | By: snipy | Friday, April 18, 2014
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Ah, the weekend. Time for yr Wonkette to get away from the computer and relax. Maybe drink some beers with friends or go hiking in the California sun or spark up a nice fat bowl of medicinal marijuana – we suffer from a chronic health condition our...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Friday, April 18, 2014
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We decided not to give you any Happy links yesterday for a reason we’ve now forgotten in the mists of alcohol time, so today you’re getting a double dose. Lucky duckies! We recapped Patton Oswalt’s turn on Agents of SHIELD, which is getting better...
From: Wonkette | By: snipy | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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This is nice: Old Handsome Joe Biden’s son Beau, the Attorney General of Delaware, announced today that he won’t be seeking reelection to a third term in office this year, so that he can concentrate on running for governor in 2016. In a statement,...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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Tuesday was a great day for supporters of decency and good clean living in Louisiana, as the state House of Representatives rejected a bid to formally repeal the state’s unconstitutional anti-sodomy law. Oh, sure, they all know the law is unconstitutional,...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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Fox News is pretty sure that World Net Daily must know some real inside stuff about the armed-standoff goings-on at Bundy Ranch, like for instance the government causing the lunar eclipse. Also, the jackbooted thugs who come to seize yr stuff when you...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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Did you watch that video above? Were you terrified and threatened? Did you think a character from a teevee show would show up and murder you with fire from guns? Did you feel like you should go murder with fire from guns? Probably not! But you can never...
From: Wonkette | By: snipy | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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Let’s have a half-round of applause for the brave souls in the Tennessee House of Representatives, who boldly voted Wednesday to express “profound regret” for both slavery and for segregation, although the chamber couldn’t quite bring itself...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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Spongy-faced Russian Emperor Vladimir Putin did some kind of Face The Motherland forum on his own personal television network, and he had a Very Special Guest: American/Russian hero/traitor Edward Snowden! Snowden began by stating that America’s intelligence-gathering...
From: Wonkette | By: Alex Ruthrauff | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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It’s nice to know that you can count on your friends. For instance, accused murderer Frazier Glenn Miller (or Frazier Glenn Cross, depending on which of his pseudonyms you like) has a good friend in Daniel Clevenger, the newly elected mayor of Marionville,...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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We mock tech people a lot here at Happy Wonk Lifestyle Village, but while we’re mocking them for employing a staff of tech dudebros, tech people at the top of the pyramid are becoming offensive levels of rich, like Yahoo’s former COO, who had $58...
From: Wonkette | By: snipy | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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When our friends in the GOP make up their minds about something, by golly they stick to it! This is called “principles,” and it is just the right thing to do. Recently, their number one most important principle has become “don’t let Barack Obama...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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Remember last month when all CNN did was show planes and more planes to keep your eyeballs glued to the screen over the missing Malaysian Air jet? As the saga dragged on, CNN logged ceaseless hours in a flight simulator with a pilot, but now that pilot...
From: Wonkette | By: snipy | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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Gather round, ye children of this fair land. It has cometh to our attention that scoundrels, muckrakers, and charlatans hath sought and attained positions within our genteel federal government. These miscreants have the audacity to make partisan public...
From: Wonkette | By: DDM | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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Jesus looked at him and loved him. “One thing you lack,” he said. “Go, sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.” At this the man’s face fell. He went away sad, because he had...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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Fellas, do you ever feel as if there are just too many women in your life who will not stop with the yapping about stuff like that hussy Taylor Swift and liberals and “The Big Bang Theory” and liberals and how much ladies love shooting their guns...
From: Wonkette | By: Gary Legum | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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Instagram, it’s this thing. We do not actually know what it is, you look at other people’s lunch? And old pictures of Joe Biden and Chris Christie, who, judging by babby (and we are not being sizeist here, just historical-minded), seems to have begun...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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America’s favorite fake Indian, Senator Perfesser Lizbeth Warren, has written a new booky wook, squeeeeeeee, aaaaaah, ARE YOU GOING TO BUY IT, I KNOW ME TOO!! The book is called A Fighting Chance (buy it here, we get money), and the Boston Globe and...
From: Wonkette | By: Dan Weber | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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Jenny McCarthy? Nope! Carmen Electra? Nope! Shannen Doherty? Nope! Tori Spelling? Jessica Simpson? Nope! Sarah Michelle Gellar? Nope! Janet Reno? Nope! Which person is dumbsplaining at you that she feeds her kid soup every day instead of vaccinating...
From: Wonkette | By: snipy | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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This past Friday the President released his tax returns for 2013. Little ink was spilled over this momentous occasion, because it was boring. Mind-numbingly boring. Like pretty much everyone else’s tax returns. In fact, the most interesting thing...
From: Wonkette | By: Joline | Thursday, April 17, 2014
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Attention, America: Old Handsome Joe Biden has the Instagram now. Please keep your sextpectations to yourself. Then again, considering the comments on OHJB’s second post, maybe you should just go ahead with the sexting, for all we know. sellhalf About...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, April 16, 2014
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Do you remember Dr. Ben Carson’s VERY IMPORTANT SPEECH at the National Prayer Breakfast in February of last year? No? How could you forget? It’s like forgetting 9/11. Just 434 days ago, today, Dr. Ben boldly rambled proclaimed that poverty is bad,...
From: Wonkette | By: Joline Zepcevski | Wednesday, April 16, 2014
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We are thanking our lucky stars above that unlike last week, there is only one episode of the Duggar family saga, “19 Kids and Counting” to recap this week. Watching two of them is a level of torture we don’t deserve, no matter what we’ve done....
From: Wonkette | By: snipy | Wednesday, April 16, 2014
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Here’s some pretty good news on the old reproductive rights front: A federal judge on Wednesday overturned a North Dakota law banning abortions when a fetal heartbeat can be detected, as early as six weeks into pregnancy and before many women know...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, April 16, 2014
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A year ago, there was a small to-do in Boston. Just your usual everyday thing, as long as you’re in Dresden in WWII. Yesterday Boston hit refresh on that awful day, with proud Bostonians running to the finish line on their once-mangled legs, only to...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Wednesday, April 16, 2014
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Please do not adjust your interwebs. There is nothing wrong with your computer. Yr Wonkette is actually going to sound like a wingnut blog for just a moment here, because we have to ask if administrators at the Cortines School of Visual & Performing...
From: Wonkette | By: Doktor Zoom | Wednesday, April 16, 2014
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Is it 2016 yet? Have we inaugurated Hillary Clinton already? CNN BREAKING NEWS: No, it is only 2014. Yet rumors persist about who is and is not running for President to replace Our Dreamy Guiding Star of Socialist Hippie Liberalism Barack HU-SANE Obama....
From: Wonkette | By: DDM | Wednesday, April 16, 2014
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Just imagine the pitch: “Mr. Moonves, think Golden Girls meets Crossfire,” says the excited producer. The Chairman frowns slightly. “BUT with mostly guys,” the producer continues. Moonves looks mollified. It’s a go. Of course viewed from the...
From: Wonkette | By: Princess Sparkle Pony | Wednesday, April 16, 2014
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We determined many years ago, let us put that number in the vicinity of “we are old,” that we should not judge art we hadn’t seen for ourselves. (It had to do with our High Dudgeon about Kevin Smith’s Chasing Amy, and how dare he have his man...
From: Wonkette | By: Rebecca Schoenkopf | Wednesday, April 16, 2014
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